I have an idea for a South Park Video Game; my idea is that Butters, as Professor Chaos, tries to take over, or destroy, the world. It has Butters propostioning others to help in exchange for other things; he promises NAMBLA young boys, Scott Tennorman Cartman, he goes to Imaginationland to create an army of Imaginary monsters, and makes many others.
Promises Butters makes, people he recruits, and things he does:
- David Blaine his own religion.
- Frees Christopher Reeves and promises him Jean Hackman.
- Frees Hamen from The Conch Shell, having him fight The Super Best Friends with David Blaine.
- Saddam Hussien Hell, Canada, and Satan.
- Frees The Evil Imaginary Characters and promises them Imaginationland.
- The Super Adventure Club all the boys they want.
- Dougie ( General Dissaray ) acceptance.
- The Giant Ginuea Creatures freedom and Perus destruction.
- Hillary Clintons Snizz Creature freedom from Hillary Clinton.
- Clones The Boys .
- Butters drinks a potion made by Mephisto to get Super Powers.
- Enslaves Mephisto to build robots ( Called Awesome - O's ) and create Mutants.
- Makes Zombies ( The Pink Eye Virus. ).
- Makes Thanksgiving Turkeys.
- The Crab People.
- Chinese dodgeball players.
- Mutates his minons ( His hamsters. ).
- Promises The Loch Ness Monster Tree Fiddy ( $ 3.50. ).
- Josh Meyers all the T.P. and houses in the world.
- Takes The Golden PSP from Heaven, taking control of Heaven.
- Promises The A.A.R.P. America.
- Butter recruits Cthulhu ( Using Cartman's own manipulation techniques.).
The Boys have to stop Butters and save the world.
Important things that happen:
- Butters first act of evil is blasting The Brown Noise all over the planet.
- Trent Boyett is freed and helps The Boys.
- The Boys save Chef, who is now Darth Chef.
- MintBerryCrunch returns to help.
- Kenny takes up Mysterion again.
- The Boys are abducted by The Network Heads, who fighting with each other over whether to stop Butters, as they got the highest ratings ever, but then the show will end for good. Kenny kills himself and returns to get the picture he took of The Network Heads to blackmail them into helping.
- Scott Tennorman and Cartman fight.
- Cartman takes control of The Christmas Critters, who follow him blindly as he is their Creator.
- The Boys free Satan, who then helps stop Butters.
- Cartman gets a V - Chip so he can fight Butters, who has now has Super Powers.
- Butters plans to set off a Universal Brown Noise to kill most people in the universe ( The Global Brown Noise killed. ).
- Cartman saves Wendy, who then develops a crush on him.
- Butters beats Cartman in their fight.
- Butters will seemingly win.
- Shelley beats up Butters when he gets in her way.
- The Boys rejoice until Trent Bullies Kenny to death, and the others run away.
- The Boys can do nothing but run from Trent.
- The Boys make it to where Butters is being arrested, and then blame all of Butters actions on Trent to avoid Trents wrath.
- Trent is put in juvie for another five years ( Or forever. ).
- The Boys go home to watch Terrance and Phillip.
- Butters says he is amazed he got off scot free, until his parents Ground him for trying to destroying the universe ( Not aware that Trent was blamed. ).
I thought about making all The Boys have special abilities; Kenny being reborn at a checkpoint whenever killed; Cartman being able to use The V - Chip and use Mitch Connor whenever he wants; Kyle being able to transform into Kylie - B, his New Jersey form, making him tougher; and Stan being able to ...... something ( Maybe morph into a Clone Version of himself? ).
I also thought about playing as more characters, such as Wendy, Clyde, Craig, Token, etc.. Another thing I thought of; being able to play as Butters, having to do everything he does, and then destroying the universe.
I thought a good title would be just " South Park ", nothing else, just " South Park ".
Update. Thanks to 09jhero.
First; Stan's Special Ability could be his father, Randy Marsh, appearing and saving his son by Crapping enourmous pieces of crap on enemies ( " More Crap " ) and / or jumping on enemies with his Giant Balls ( " Medicinal Fried Chicken " ).; maybe make the player choose. Butters, instead of using The Universal Brown Noise, uses Imaginationland to destroy The Universe. ( 09jhero's ideas, not mine. )
Characters Special Abilities: Kenny McCormick: Kenny can be reborn at any safe area of his choosing if he puts his mother, Carol McCormick, in the safe area. Kenny can dress up as Mysterion, becoming tougher, more intimidating, and can now use fireworks.
Eric " Cartman "Cartman: Cartman can call his mother and whine for her to do something about enemies; she will then either seduce them and bring them to a secluded area or let Cartman in the car and proceed to run them over. When dressed as The Coon, Cartman will be able to deal more damage, move faster, and become far tougher. If Cartman takes control of The Christmas Critters, then he can have them attack enemies for him. When Cartman gets The V - Chip, he can perform electrical attacks so long as he uses profanity; the worse the profanity, the more power he produces.
Stan Marsh: Stan can summon his father Randy after his Annoyance Meter is filled to the very top; Randy can first crap out Crap Bombs on to unsuspecting enemies, then when Stan gets far enough into the game, Randy can jump on enemies using his enourous balls. Stan can also use his " Whatever Walk " to walk passed enemies as if he doesn't care. When dressed as Toolshed, Stan can use powertools to kill enemies; after he recieves and " Upgrade " from Mephesto, he can use the powertools faster, dealing more damage. Stan can summon his dog Sparky to hump enemies until they run away in fear; but it only works on males.
Kyle Broflovski: Kyle can become Kylie - B if he is exposed to anything New Jersey, becoming much tougher, but also less controlable. Kyle can also threaten to sue enemies by screaming Sexual Harrassment, making them run in fear, or call the police and say that they " Molestered " him. Kyle can also find " Jew Gold " at random locationsand sell it to vendors. When dressed as The Human Kite, Kyle can move much faster and fly for a short period of time.
Leopold " Butters " Stotch: Butters can shoots blasts of magic at enemies when he is Upgraded by Mephesto. When Butters dresses as Professor Chaos, he gets his abilities from " Good Time With Weapons ". Butters can use his tap dancing to cause something to fall onto of enemies, crushing them to death. Butters can also use The Brown Noise to make enemies crap their pants, having a random chance at killing them. When Butters in Imaginationland, he takes his Anime Form.
Towelie: Towelie can slip through small places. When Towelie smokes pot he gains a higher resistance to pain, can walk passed enemies, but walks very slowly and stumbles alot. Towelie can soak up liquids and fire them at enemies. Towelie can self destruct at one point, but this will kill him.
Phillip " Pip " Pirrup: Pip can use his skills in archery, and other skills he learned in England, to attack enemies. Pip can also use red dodgeballs to attack multiple enemies, bouncing off each one and into another. Pip can also use the powers of Hell if he becomes friends with Damien. ( Pip must be rescued from Hell. ).
Damien: Damien can summon the powers of darkness and Hell to attack enemies with fire and demons. Damien can turn enemies into duck billed platypusses ( ? ).
" Romper Stomper ": Romper Tomper can put on his Feet ..... Things ..... and Stomp on enemies to kill them much faster. Romper can give Cartman his Feet Things to use at a specific time later in The Game; this will leave Romper severely weakened for his next fight however, and he will most likely die.
Cartman vs Kyle: Cartman and Kyle could fight near the end, with Cartman wanting to use Imaginationland to make the world a better place for himself, and the player, as Kyle, would have to stop him from succeeding. Kyle could defeat Cartman, and expalin to him that if he did get rid of everything he hated and made it the perfect world for himself, then it would be a very boring place for him.
Pip: Pip could be rescued from Hell or escape after Butters brings Chaos to it. Pip would team up with Damien and help him free Satan from where He is trapped, helping to bring Hell back to the way it was. Pip could be freed from Hell to try and stop Butters along with Damien and Pockets ( The little British kid. ). Pip would go to try and save Estelle, his old girlfriend in England, from Miss Havisham, who seeks to take her body again. Fight through Robot Monkeys, broken hearted men, monsters, zombies, and other enemies as Pip, Damien, and Pockets
Bosses: Player vs Boss
- Cartman vs Scott Tennorman
- Kyle vs Mel Gibson
- Stan vs Clone
- Kenny vs Death
- Towelie vs Towelie 3.0
- Pip vs Miss Havisham ( In Hell. )
- Damien vs Saddam Hussein
- Stan vs His Facebook Profile
- Craig vs Mutant Stripe
- Craig vs The Mutated Ginuea Pirate
- Stan vs Stan Clone
- Kyle vs Kyle Clone
- Kenny vs Kenny Clone
- Cartman vs Cartman
- Jimmy vs Nathan
- Timmy vs Mimzy
- MintBerryCrunch vs Cthulhu
- Kenny vs Cthulhu
- Cartman vs Adult Future Cartman
- Cartman vs Athiest Future Cartman
- Romper Stomper vs General Dissarray
( Thank you UltimateMogwai. ) Richard Dawkins, the athiest teacher, is promised by Chaos to help spread Atheism to the universe, to make it a better place. Chaos does this to get rid of anybody who would attack for religious purposes; Muslims, Christians, etc.. Richard helps by convincing people to abandon their religion. Chaos explains that this will most likely kill The Super Besy Friends, as they survive due to their being believed. Richard is taken to The Athiest Future by Timmy and Cartman ( The only ones to travel through time if I am correct. ), who sees how his belief in that a world of Atheism would get rid of war and evil entirely was wrong. Richard then works with to stop Chaos.
Butters rebuilds The Time Machines made by The Star Trek Dorks to go into the future and get advanced weapons and knowledge of future events. Chaos will recruit The Fat Mechanic Cartman under the promise of making him the successful businessman he was before. Chaos also promises The Athiests in The Athiestic Future the answer to The Great Question, and Athiest Future Cartman a Wii.
Chaos brings Tooth Decay, who he then promises The Universes teeth. Tooth Decay follows Chaos blindly as he has no Tooth Decay, and therefore has no reason to attack him. When Chaos, to caught up in his plan to bring Chaos and destruction to the universe, forgets to brush, he develops several cavities; Tooth Decay then attacks Chaos, but is defeated once again, when Chaos shows Tooth Decay Ugly Bob's Face, turning it to stone once again. Chaos then smashes Tooth Decay, breaking it into several pieces.
The Ginger Seperatists Movement returns, Chaos promising them acceptance. Scott Tennorman leads The GSM, wanting solely to find Cartman and make him pay. Scott turns Cartman into a Ginger by injecting with a Ginger Making Serum. Cartman must now avoid sunlight, will not be helped by anyone besides Kenny, Stan, and Kyle, and is beaten extra hard by enemies. Ginger Cartman will be attacked by people if seen where Gingers are not alows; Casa Bonita, Whistlin' Willies, etc..
Cartman vs Chaos: FINAL BATTLE!!!
Cartman fights Chaos, but Chaos is unbeatable! Find out what The Ultimate Swear is and use it to unleash a torrent of electricty on Chaos, and defeat him once and all!!!! I have one in mind, but I want to keep it to myself for now. Guess.
Time Traveling Timmy!!!
Play as Timmy, the cool named handicapped kid as he travels through time; see the dinosaurs, watch Steve The Ice Man get frozen, and go to the future and help defeat Chaos in a future gone bad! ( Courtesy of Themaniacbuiscit. ).
Craig!!!!
Play as Craig as he goes to rescue his pet ginuea pig from The Giant Ginuea Creatures. Travel to Peru with Jimmy, Clyde, and Token to help save The Pan Flute Bands from The Land of Giant Things. Fight with their anime forms by finding their Ninja Weapons. Fight The Ginuea Pirate, who has been mutated by Chaos, and save Stripe from becoming one of The Giant Ginuea Creatures.
The Eight Words Of Curse!
Chaos has gotten rid of the taboo on cursing, and now people are cursing freely and constantly! Play as The Knights of Standards and Practices and either prevent each monster from arrising or use The RuneStone to send them back whence they came!!!
Lemmiwinks!
Play as Lemmiwinks as you try to stop Chaos from inside his own base, and later his body! Lemmiwinks, now The Gerbal King, goes to Chaos' Castle with The Ribbit King, The Sparrow Prince, and The Kattatta Fish to stop him from destroying The Universe. Play as one of the four and obtain info on Chaos' Plans, and give the information to The Underpants Gnomes, The Boys, and other pockets of resistance around the world!!
RUN!!!!
After defeating Chaos, you must run away from Trent Boyett, who has just Bullied Kenny to death. Trent will not stop coming toward you. Run away!!!
The Evil Parallel Universe!
" Evil " Cartman makes a return as he tries to help stop Chaos in The Good Parallel Universe and seeks help to stop His Universe from entering The Good Universe. E Cartman is trying help Order, The " Evil " Butters, by helping him bring Order and Peace to The Evil Universe. Use The Gingerfication Gun to send enemies to The Evil Parallel Universe, as well as yourself. You will encounters puzzles and obstacles that must completed by going from Universe to Universe.
Tom Cruise Returns!
Tom Cruise returns after Chaos rebuilds him. Tom leads The Celebrities under the promise of never being insulted or ridiculed or insulted ever again. Chaos also promises Tom and The Celebrities Muhammad, who they want to insult and abuse on worldwide television; if they can't be Censored then no one can!
Defeat Tom Cruise!
Play as Stan and defeat Tom in three battles; The Fudge Factory; watch out, because he will try to Pack Some Fudge Into You! Tom's House; Tom will enter his many Closets, each holding different worlds and monsters. Xenu's Ship; Tom Cruise is called up to Xenu's Ship, where he tries to kill you through alien weapons.Apparently Xenu is real!!!!
HIPPIES!!!!!
The Hippies have returned, and it is up to Cartman to stop them! Kenny, Kyle, and Stan have been kidnapped by The Hippies to turn them into Hippies MAN! Stop The Hippies by any means necessary, whether it is through Bear Mace, The Hippie Driller, or Nuking them straight to Hell!!!
Collecting Special Items.
Each character ( At least Kenny, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle. And Chaos in Chaos Mode. ) have collectible items that make them go Super when they collect enough; Stan can gather Guitar Hero Notes to send out a blast of music at enemies. Cartman can gather KFC Chicken, which can get him into a High similar to Al Capone in " Scarface ", making immune to pain and damage, as well making him stronger and faster. Kenny can gather Golden PSPs to summon angels from Heaven and fight multiple enemies for him. Kyle can gather and read Universe Books ( Like the ones in " Tooth Fairy Tat 2000 ". ), making him disappear and turn into a giant head, a half - chicken half - squirrel, and many things, killing any and all enemies, and then regenerating all his health. ( Courtesy of 09jhero. ).
Stop Mecha - Striesand's Super Queef!
Stop Barbra from Queefing one enourmous Super - Queef! If she Queefs, South Park is done for! Obtain The Diamond of Zinthar and become Mecha - Ike!
Secret Boss Battle!!
The Secret Boss Battle is a battle with The Curse Word Monster Meecr*b, who can only be freed if The Player ( That's you. ) chooses all dialogue options with The Curse Word Meecr*b. If all has been sai, then when you defeat Chaos with the Ultimate Swear, The Meecr*b Monster will appear, and you must defeat it weakened from your fight with Chaos, your Imagination all but Blocked ( Like Writers Block. ), and The V - Chip burnt out due to the use of Meecr*b; ironic, huh? Serves you all right for swearing like that to begin with!!!!
Freaks Strike!!!
Chaos recruits The Freaks under the promise of giving them all the talk show appearances they could ever want. Chaos must keep up his appearance of being a Freak however, saying how Chin Balls grew back. If The Freaks find out that Chaos is a liar, they will betray him.
Jenkins; The WoW Player Returns!!!
Chaos locates Jenkins, The Evil WoW Player, and brings him to Imaginationland, where he transforms himself into his character or controls the Imagined character via a computer in Imaginationland. Become or control your Warcraft Characters ( Be it one of The Boys or someone elses. ), and defeat Jenkins once and for all!
Krueger Battle!
Imaginary Freddy Krueger and Real Freddy Krueger fight to the death inside the mind of Scott Tennorman. Play as Cartman and save Scott from his horror stricken mind as you fight through all the monsters inside Scotts Mind, and obtain a certain piece of information you will need to stop Chaos! Play as Cartman, Scott, Real Krueger, Kenny, and Kevin McCormick as you fight your way to Scott's last bit of Sanity.
Chaos Mode!!!
Play as the opposing side; control Chaos, General Disarray, Imaginary Krueger, The Ginuea Pirate, Jenkins, Cthulhu, Tooth Decay, Saddam Hussein, Mecha - Streisand, Tom Cruise, The Goth Kids, David Blaine, Josh Meyers, Christopher Reeves, and other recruits in Chaos' Army. Play in The Chaotic Future and stop Timmy and whoever else traveled to the future from saving the world, killing them in the future or sending them back losers. Fight The Boys in the end and spread Chaos and Doom across the whole universe; and beat Shelley at the end, the most powerful being in the whole of creation! if you do, then your a wet bucket of Meecr*b.
Starvin' Marvin And The Marklars Fight Chaos!
Starvin' Marvin returns to Earth to visit his friends, but finds it being terrorized by Professor Chaos! Fly back to Marklar using The Marklar, and convince The Marklar to help save the Marklar of Marklar from Marklar by sending out massive Marklar full of Marklar with Marklar and Marklar! Marklar, Marklar, Marklar! MARRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Return Of Mickey Mouse!!!
Mickey Mouse returns to help Chaos! Save hundreds of little girls, The Jonas Brothers, and many other from the terror that is Mickey Mouse!! Mickey is trying to make the entire world settle down with Purity Rings. If you a Purity Ring, you will become boring, slow, attached to a random character, and watch Greys Anatomy whenever you see it.. Fight Mickey in both His regular form, and His gian fire breathing form!
Tweek Tweak!
Sorry I forgot about Tweek, but he isn't really important. I'll post his info once I get everything straitened out. I haven't updated in a while due to my computer acting up; I could only post comments that showed up later. I was updating Tweek before when my computer shut down.
Play as Tweek, the coffee addicted kid with a tendency to be paranoid, and play in several missions to help stop Chaos! Work with The Underpants Gnomes and stop Chaos!
Tweek Missions:
- Chaos has launched his attack on South Park! Escape South Park with the help of The Underpants Gnomes, who came to steal Tweeks underpans once again. Collect Underpants on the way to The Underpants Tree Base to gain entrance into The Tree Gnome's Base.
- Go to The North Pole and help Santa push back Chaos' Minions. Destroy any remaining minions and help rebuild all defenses.
- The Underpants Gnomes have been given information on Chaos' next target from an Informant inside Chaos. Chaos wants to obtain The Remake of Raiders of The Lost Ark from that storage place. Go to The Storage Place and find it before General Dissarray does and either destroy it or bring it to The Underpants Gnomes and use it in The War Against Chaos.
- Indiana Jones is being raped by The Christmas Critters in Peru; save Indiana and get to The Underpants Gnome's Base for safety.
- Slash, the fake band guy that parents dress up as for their kids, has been kidnapped by Chaos after he is enraged to learn that Slash does in fact exist, and has been living as a Santa Claus esque figure, only appearing when he felt he needed to. Save Slash from Chaos' wrath and bring him to The Underpants Gnome's Tree Base.
Tweek's Collectible Items
Collect Cups of Coffee and go into " Hyper Crazy Mode ", killing all enemies in the area in the blink of an eye!
Underpants Gnome's Store.
The Underpants are running a store in their base; Tweek ( And other playable characters. ) can buy items from them by selling Underpants that can be collected from fallen enemies, dressers, and found on floors. Take Boss Underpants and sell them for even more money.
Romper Stomper!!!
Play as Romper Stomper and organize The Juvenile Detention Center into an army that can fight off Chaos!!! Play as Romper Stomper and other inmates as you fight your way through the forest and meet up with The Resistance. Team up with Cartman and deal double the damage!
General Dissarray!
General Dissarray is Chaos' most loyal, and powerful, minion, able to fight Romper Stomper, Cartman, and Kenny on in a 3 on 1 fight. General Dissarray has become far more powerful due to Dr. Mephesto's Upgrade, The Power Of Imaginationland, and Chaos' own Upgrades. General Dissarray is fought several times by many characters; Pip, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Wendy, and Romper Stomper ( To name a few. ). General Dissarray can finally be defeated by Romper Stomper when he and Cartman get to The Doorway To Imaginationland in The Pentagon. Romper Stomper will fight Dissarray to give Cartman time to turn on The Doorway and go through; Romper Stomper can give Cartman his Yellow Foot Things to use later, but this will severely weaken him, getting rid of Armor Bonus, his Attack Bonus, and his Special Move. If General Dissarray wins, then Cartman must fight both him and Chaos; if Romper Stomper wins, then he will enter Imaginationland and help Cartman fight Chaos ( But you can't control him when you fight Chaos. )
BEWARE THE BOOBS!!!
Breasts have been planning to take over The World for years now, and it is up to Bebe to stop them! While the other fight Chaos, Bebe must go undercover and find out whose Breasts are leading The Brainwashing Breasts Club ( The BBC. ) and pop them!. Gain control of The BBC and lead them into battle against Chaos. Play as Wendy as wel as you try and infiltrate The BBC. Get a Boob Job to gain entry and take down The BBC.
KFC; Illegal Once More!!
Chaos made KFC illegal again by faking an incident in South Park, and now he runs KFC just like Cartman did! Chaos uses this to help fund his quest for Chaos and Doom, but later abandons it when he decides he doesn't need it any more. Colonel Sanders has put on Chaos' head, as well as on his minions; kill them and bring back proof of their demise to obtain money, weapons, armor, and Upgrades. But beware; KFC and Colonel Sanders are considered illegal and dangerous, even in The War Aginst Chaos; if you're spotted with KFC, you will be chased by the police. You can turn in any KFC you find for rewards or eat them to gain a temporary bonus, similar to using drugs for Towelie; you will become addicted if you eat too much though. You can choose to help take down Coloenl Sanders and his minions for the poilce, gaining rewards for doing so.
The Penis Chart Is Upped!!!!
Chaos, remembering the trouble The T.M.I. Chart caused, reduces The Chart to make it so that anyone under 7.0. inches is below average. People all over the world go crazy, torching anything they can find. The Resistance is falling apart due to The Average, and Cartman must fix The Chart before all hell breaks loose. Play as Cartman, Tuong Lu Kim, Wayne D, Tall Goth, and Randy Marsh as you try to fix The Chart and make everyone happy again. Depending on who you beat this mission as, some characters will still be enemies, and some characters unplayable! Find out on the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z!!! I mean now. Each character will fix The Chart to make it so that their penis size is just above average; since others have smaller penises, others will still be below average, and thus still be angry. Cartman is the best choice, as he is a mere 1.4.
Cartman Clone Independance!!
Cartman Clone refuses to obey Chaos and leads The Clones into a quest to exterminate all Uncloned beings. Most Clones follow blindly ( Due to the original Cartman's incredible manipulation ability. ), including Kyle Clone, who is to stupid to think for himself. Fight The Clones and defeat them one by one until you fight Cartman Clone, who is much larger and much stronger than the other Clones and Cartman.
Dr. Janus' Split Personalities!
Dr. Janus' Evil Persona ( Lets call him Otis. ) has taken control of Janus' body and is now helping Chaos in bring Chaos and Doom to The World! Defeat Otis in The Dream World, destroy all personalities but one, leaving that one complete control! Depending on which one you choose, you will either have an ally, an enemy, or a useless civilian.
- Janus: Leave Janus in control and he will be your trusting ally. Janus can make some enemies calm and passive for you to run past or destroy!
- Tuong Lu Kim: Leave Lu Kim in control and he will set up a chain of City Woks that you can eat and rest at. Lu Kim can also fight, killing them like he tried to kill The Mongolians.
- Billy: Leave Billy control and he will follow you around, attacking enemies with weak attacks. Billy is much faster however, and can ride his big wheel to crash into enemies!
- The Pizza Man: Leave The Pizza Man in control and he will leave to deliver imaginary pizzas throughout the game. You can kill him if you like.
- Otis: Leave Otis in control and he will join Chaos in trying to bring Destruction and Doom to The World. You will have to fight him later again, this time much stronger!
- The Old Man: Leave The Old Man in control and he will walk around the game talking about frogs. Kill him you like.
- The Singer: Leave The Singer in control and he will walk around the game singing coonstantly. Kill him if you like.
- The Con Artist: Leave The Con Artist in control and he will either join you or Chaos depending on your past choices. If he joins Chaos, he will help Chaos in exchange for money. If he joins you, he will con Chaos' Army out of money and you will get a portion.
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo!!
Mr. Hankey is trapped in the sewers of South Park, dying from the massive amount of sewage created by Chaos' Army! Play as Kyle, Ike, and Stan and save him and his family! Beware; Chaos knows of Mr. Hankey, and he has sent people down to kill him. Retrieve The Hankey Family and get above ground. Get to Chef's Old House and make some of his Chocalate Salty Balls for The Hankeys; have them suck on Chef's Chocolate Balls until they are back to full health, protecting them from attacking enemies! Once they are healed, perform The Hankeys Family Special Attack; The Crap Fantasia!!!
GET TO GOD!! BUILD A LADDER TO HEAVEN!!!
Chaos has used his army from Hell to gain control of Heaven; God has taken refuge in what is left of His Palace. Build a ladder to Heaven as you progress The Game. Build it completely and you get to Heaven immediately; miss some things, and then you'll have to fight through other monsters to get there, and miss to many Heaven will fall. Save God and He will send a portion of His Army to fight Chaos in The Final Battle! Save enough of Heaven and He will join The Final Battle!
The Internet Is Down! The Internet Is Down!
The Internet is down! Chaos has taken control of The Internet, making all his enemies unable to get any info on him. And worse of all; NO PORN!!! Play as Randy and all the adults of South Park as you try to get The Internet back online for Porn! Oh, and The Resistance.
Crab People!!
The Crap People have been recruited by Chaos in return for Earth
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