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South Park: Season 17 is a fictional season of South Park, starring Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters! It was created by 09jhero. It will contain 25 episodes. A second season is currently being broadcasted. If anyone wants to rate an episode, please feel free to edit the page under the ratings section of each episode. Just remember to add your user name. It has been moved to a blog post because DeviantArt doesn't work on my computer (don't know why) and I don't really like the idea of joining FF. So..... enjoy!

Season 1

The Dentists Office of Doom!

Summary: Stan discovers that he has a great fear of the dentist. Meanwhile, Cartman swaps dental reports with Butters.

Plot: At South Park Elementary, the 4th Grade class are informed by Mr. Garrison that there will be a dental check today and two dentists are visiting the school. Kyle goes first and is told that his teeth are fine, Kenny goes second and is given an appointment for next week. Next up his Stan and as he enters the dentist, he notices numerous dentist tools and panics. After much struggling, he is given his dental check and is given an appointment for that weekend. He gets very nervous and struggles not to wet himself in front of the other kids (especially Cartman). Cartman goes next and sees his report that says that he has rotten teeth and must go on a serious diet and go to a dentist three times a week. Shocked, Cartman switches reports with Butters, who got a perfect report. Later that day, Stan tells Kyle about his newly discovered fear of the dentist and Kyle tells him that he will be fine. The next week, Kenny goes to his appointment and he asks for some nitrus oxide (laughing gas), but he uses too much of it and he dies, making Stan even more frightened. Eventually Stan's dentist day comes and attempts to run away. He goes to Area 51 where he attempts to be abducted by aliens so that he won't have to go to the dentist, however everyone in Area 51 except him gets abducted. Stan returns to South Park and hides in Kyle's room where Kyle finds him. Kyle convinces him to go through with the appointment, which Stan then does. After it, Stan tells Kyle that it wasn't too bad and they walk off.

Meanwhile, Butters gets in massive trouble with his parents for having such a bad dental report that they ground him and make him brush his teeth four times a day, with special toothpaste that literally burns decay off your teeth and gums. But since Butters has perfect teeth, it actually burns right through his gums. When Cartman hears this, he starts laughing every time he sees Butters in school or when he walks by Butters house. One morning however, Cartman experiences some extremely painful toothaches and his gums even start swelling up. He attempts to hide this by wearing gum shields at all times. Eventually however, hie gums swell up so much that his gum shield won't fit in his mouth anymore. He is then taken to the dentist forcefully by his mother and the dentist and it is revealed that Cartman swapped dental reports with Butters to the adults. Butters is then grounded for lying and Cartman is banned from T.V and video games until his teeth are perfect again.

Kenny's Death: Dies of to much nitrus (laughing gas).

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Knights of Awesomeness!

Summary: Sir Cartman and his companions Sir Stan and Kenny the Assassin head towards the Dark Jew's evil fortress to save Cartman's town from being transformed into Jews.

Plot: The episode begins in a small village where Sir Cartman, his fellow knight Stan and the hooded assassin Kenny are preparing to go on a questst to destroy the Dark One. Before he departs on his journey, the Dark One arrives in Cartman's village, which is just outside his massive castle, and he is revealed to be Kyle. Kyle calls his evil witch Wendy to cast a spell on the village. Everyone in the village becomes Jewish, except for Cartman, Stan and Kenny. As the trio travel through the dark forest to find the evil Kyle's castle, they discover a lone goblin that almost looks human, Butters. Butters joins the boys quest and they continue traveling. The boys discover a pair of blacksmiths living in the forest, Jimmy and Timmy (not crippled). Suddenly Jimmy and Timmy are attacked and crippled by the dark Lord Kyle's evil minions Craig, Clyde and Token. The boys follow the three dark knights to Kyle's castle and charge through the castles door and killing Wendy. Cartman then runs into Kyle's throne room and attacks him and slices him in half with his sword. Cartman returns home (with the others dead) and is hailed and is about to be rewarded when he wakes up in a hospital and realizes that he has been in a coma for two weeks after falling off the roof of his house. Cartman moans that it was a really good dream and tries to go back into a coma, but fails.

Stan/Kenny's Imaginary Deaths: They are both killed by Dark Kyle's henchmen.

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Tween Attack!

Summary: The parents try to destroy the kids latest phenomenon, Tween Wave. But when Cartman leads a rebellion against the parents to save Tween Wave, it becomes war!

Plot: The parents finally get sick of the Tween Wave music that their kids are listening to and they form an angry mob to cancel Tween Wave bands. After attacking the Tween Wave company, Tween Wave gets cancelled. The boys hear about this and Cartman suggests that all the kids should go on strike too and try to bring Tween Wave back to South Park. The kids cause twice as much damage as the adults did and Tween Wave is brought back. The adults get angry and ground all of their kids, buying special locks to keep them trapped in their houses. Cartman escapes and frees all the other kids who hide in Cartman's basement and listen to Tween Wave. As the adults lead a rampage against Tween Wave industries, the manager of Tween Wave hypnotizes all kids listening to Tween Wave to come and help defend Tween Wave. The kids then block the adults way and stop them from destroying Tween Wave, but the adults don't stop charging at the building until they accidentally crush Kenny. Randy realizes how to stop Tween Wave by claiming that the adults like it too, which makes the kids stop liking it because if the parents like it, its gay, except Cartman who is furious that all the other kids stopped liking it. Butters then tells Cartman to get a life and he walks off.

Kenny's Death: Killed when the parents try to attack the Tween Wave building.

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Cartman Be Good?

Summary: After a near death experience, Cartman claims that he has changed, but Kyle is out to prove him wrong.

Plot: After almost being hit by a car, Cartman realizes that no one would care if he died, giving him a reason to try and change his ways. The next day in school, Cartman comes in looking cheerful and he claims that the accident made him nice and everyone soon realizes that he has actually become nice, except Kyle who suspects that he's up to something. Kyle begins testing Cartman's niceness and keeps getting shocked by Cartman's nice reactions to everything Kyle does. That evening, Cartman realizes that when he became nice, he lost all control over his mother, who takes advantage of this to send him to bed early and give him healthy food. The next day Kyle tries to get Cartman to prove that he's still evil by calling himself a stupid Jew in front of Cartman. Cartman struggles and turns red-faced but doesn't insult Kyle, much to Kyle's annoyance. At the end of the school day, the kids are told that they are of school for a week. During that week, Kyle keeps coming up with plots to prove that Cartman is evil, as Stan keeps trying to convince him to stop thinking about Cartman.

When the break is over, the boys go into school to find a skinny, well mannered Cartman. Kyle becomes shocked and gives up trying to prove that Cartman is evil. In the toilets later that day, Butters discovers Cartman crying in the bathroom. Butters discovers that Cartman is trying extremely hard to be good just so that he can beat Kyle. Cartman attempts to stop Butters from telling Kyle, but in the process, shows the whole school that he hasn't changed by attacking Butters. Kyle smiles and says that everything is normal again.

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A Jewless Town

Summary: When Kyle leaves South Park on holidays, everyone in South Park thinks that he has gone permanently.

Plot: When Kyle arrives home one day, his parents tell him that they are going to Hawaii for a week. The next day at school, Kyle tells everyone that he is going away and they all think that he is leaving South Park permanently. Stan begs Kyle to stay, while Cartman keeps trying to convince him to go. As the Broflovski's car drives out of town, Stan follows them on his bike until he loses them. Stan then realizes that he needs a another best friend, and takes various kids out to different places (the zoo, a theme park) and he tries to decide who he wants to be his best friend. When nobody turns up for the award of being Stan's best friend, he realizes that nobody really cares whether he has a best friend or not. Stan then tries one more possible best friend, Cartman. Stan realizes that Cartman is as upset at Kyle leaving as Stan is, so he thinks that it is a perfect friendship. Cartman however, comes up with a plot to go to Hawaii and bring Kyle back. Stan refuses, as he thinks that it is a pointless journey. Stan then realizes that without Kyle, he can't take risks. Cartman soon departs to Hawaii on a bus that will take him across America and with his moms credit card. Soon Kyle returns home and Stan, overjoyed, runs out and hugs him. Kyle, confused asked why Stan is hugging him. Stan replies that he thought that Kyle was gone forever. Kyle tells him that it was just a weekend trip, and Stan hits himself in the face after being so stupid.

As the credits role, it shows Cartman arriving in Hawaii and shouting 'Jews, c'mere Jews, come here Jews', until the credits end.

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Mysterion Returns (part 1)

Summary: When Mysterion saves the boys lives, Stan and Kyle join him in stopping crime. Meanwhile Cartman creates a team of villains.

Plot: As Stan, Kyle and Cartman are walking home from school one day, they are attacked by a mugger. The mugger attempts to cut off the boys penis's one by one and he decides to do Kyle first. As Cartman tells the mugger to do it, Mysterion (aka Kenny) jumps down off a rooftop and throws a large quantity of fireworks at the mugger, the mugger then blows up. Cartman then walks off in a sulk, angry that Kyle didn't get his penis cut off, while Stan and Kyle decide to follow Mysterion. Stan and Kyle then find Mysterion's base (the junkyard) and force Mysterion to reveal himself to them. Mysterion tells them that he's Kenny and they ask to be his sidekicks. He agrees and Toolshed (Stan) and Human Kite (Kyle) return.

Meanwhile Cartman, still pissed at Mysterion, recruits Clyde, Token and Butters to create the ultimate anti-Mysterion team with the members being The Coon (Cartman), Professor Chaos (Butters), Mosquito (Clyde) and Tupperwear (Token). The group march along the streets, causing mischief and when Officer Barbrady tries to stop them, Cartman sinks one of his claws (which now are made of real knives) to cut Barbrady's balls off.

Mysterion, Toolshed and Human Kite proceed to try and stop a bank robbery. They succeed, only to discover that the robbery was a plan set to kill the trio by Cartman. The trio fight Cartman's team and almost win, only for Cartman to pull out a submachine gun that he got on ebay and shoot Mysterion, but only in his leg so that he doesn't die. He is then taken prisoner and Toolshed and Human Kite attempt to escape, only to be blocked off by Chaos and Mosquito, who are also holding submachine guns.

To Be Continued...

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Mysterion's Last Stand (part 2)

Summary: As Mint-Berry Crunch takes Stan and Kyle to his home planet for an ancient ritual, Mysterion is chased across South Park by Cartman's Legion of Villains.

Plot: First it shows a describing what happened in the previous episode (narrated by Stan and Kyle). Then, as Stan and Kyle are about to be shot, Mint-Berry Crunch teleports out in front of them. He then grabs Stan and Kyle and teleports away, but not before the Coon jumps on him and also teleports. Once they arrive at the correct destination, Cartman runs off quickly. Stan and Kyle then look around and see that they are on Mint-Berry Crunch's home planet. Stan and Kyle are brought to an old temple, where they are baptised with super-power water, giving them super-powers. When everyone goes outside to see what powers Stan and Kyle got, Cartman runs in and steals the super-water. Kyle then tries to use his power and starts flying and he also realizes that anything that he flies into, instantly smashes, making him a human bullet, although he wants to keep his proper name. Stan then tries and he shoots radioactive beams from his hands. He also discovers that he has mini-drills in his hands allowing him to climb walls. The boys get ready to return home and they do, but again Cartman jumps on Mint-Berry Crunch's back. When they arrive back on Earth, Cartman gives super-water to his teammates and he also recruits Timmy to his cause, creating Iron Maiden. Now the Coon has the powers similar to Wolverine, Mosquito can fly and spit poison balls from his mouth, Tupperwear with powers similar to Iron Man, Professor Chaos with powers to fly and shoot bolts of lightning from is hands and Iron Maiden has the power to be indestructible. The super villains attack Stan, Kyle and Mint-Berry Crunch and easily beat the crap out of them. The trio are taken to the villains secret lair where they see something shocking...

Meanwhile Mysterion had run away from the villains as soon as the Coon had left. Mosquito, Tupperwear and Chaos begin chasing him but he knows far more shortcuts around the town. He is chased across town through Mephesto's Lab, the South Park Mall, South Park Elementary and the South Park Rooftops and every time he fights a different member of the villains group. In Mephesto's Lab he fights Token, in the South Park Mall he fights Clyde, at South Park Elementary he fights Timmy (just recruited) and on the South Park Rooftops he fights Chaos. After beating everyone, the villains decide to all run at him at once. It works, but only because of Mysterion's shot leg. They take him to their base (Cartman's basement) and, using a device Cartman bought on ebay, they freeze Mysterion. The boys are then taken into the base and they see Mysterion frozen.

To Be Continued

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Mysterion Falls (part 3)

Summary: When Kyle escapes from Cartman's grasp, he tries to recruit some help to save Stan, Mysterion and Mint-Berry Crunch!

Plot: First Kyle narrate what has happened so far, then it shows them watching Mint-Berry Crunch get frozen by the Coon. Kyle realizes that he can escape, but without Stan. Kyle says goodbye to Stan and he then flies up through the roof of Cartman's house. Cartman roars with anger and then freezes Stan. After flying far enough away from Cartman's house, Kyle panics as he can't think of what to do. Suddenly he realizes where he can get help, The Super Best Friends. When he arrives at the Super Best Friends secret base, he recruits them to help, but they inform him that Kyle will need more help than just them. Kyle then arrives at Cartman's house with the Super Best Friends, Towelie and Washcloth, Al Gore, a number of Imaginary creatures, Evil Parallel Universe Cartman, Stan and Kyle, the Big-Headed Stan Clone and Craig (who can use his Guniea Pig killing power, Kyle had to promise to leave him alone forever if he helped). They all attack Cartman, only for Cartman to teleport everyone who Kyle recruited to Mint-Berry Crunch's home planet. Cartman then informs Kyle that as long as Stan, Mysterion and Mint-Berry Crunch are frozen, Cartman has all of their powers. Kyle then tries to convinces all of Cartman's villains (Clyde, Token, Timmy and Butters) to help stop Cartman. After a lot of persuasion they decide to fight back against Cartman. With all of them attacking at once, they manage to knock-out Cartman. Kyle then unfreezes everyone and they all start beating up Cartman. Mint-Berry Crunch then explains how everyone's powers (except Mysterion's and his own) are only temporary and all the powers then wear off. Mint-Berry Crunch then teleports back all the people that Cartman teleported to his home planet. The next week in school, Mr. Garrison asks where Cartman is, as he hasn't been in school all week. Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Bradley all grin. It then shows Cartman stranded on Mint-Berry Crunch's home planet screaming with anger because his plan for revenge failed.

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Stupid and Stupider

Summary: Cartman attempts to become retarded. But when it works, he starts to regret it. Meanwhile as Cartman becomes more retarded, Timmy starts becoming more normal. Plot: After realizing how easy Timmy's life is because of his handicap, Cartman decides to make himself retarded. Cartman first smashes his head with a hammer, but it turns out to be a toy hammer, he then jumps off the schools roof, but lands on a trampoline that was just put there for the kindergartners. Finally he tries to get hit by a car, but every single car swerves out of the way. Furious, Cartman goes to Timmy and asks for lessons in being retarded, Timmy replies TIMMAH, which Cartman presumes means yes. Cartman follows Timmy around and eventually thinks of a way to become retarded. He kidnaps Timmy and takes him to Mephesto's lab, where he takes some of Timmy's blood and puts it in him. The next morning it, surprisingly works as Cartman realizes that he doesn't have any control over what he says and he can't move properly. His eyes also keep twitching and he can't make his face look right. In school, Kyle becomes suspicious and, after realizing that Cartman really did become retarded (on the outside anyway), he bursts out laughing. Cartman tries to tell on Kyle but he realizes that all he can say is Car-Man. Frustrated, he tries to become un-retarded only to be told by Kyle that you can't become un-retarded, making Cartman cry.

Meanwhile, Timmy begins noticing that he can speak more clearly and he starts regaining control over his legs. His head also becomes normal sized and shaped. Timmy uses this to be treated like a normal kid and he soon becomes the most popular kid in school. Throughout the episode, you can see Timmy, usually followed by a large amount of kids, walking in the background.

Cartman then realizes that he can become un-retarded by swapping blood back with Timmy. Timmy however, cannot understand what Cartman is saying and, as Cartman can't write anymore, Cartman can't write Timmy a note. In the middle of the night, Cartman kidnaps Timmy and transfers blood again, only for Cartman to become even more retarded, only being able to say Car- and after a very deep breath -Man. Cartman keeps transfusing blood only to keep becoming more retarded. Cartman comes up with another idea and kidnaps Butters. He swaps blood with Butters and becomes normal again. Butters then swaps blood with Timmy and everyone becomes normal again. The next day in school, Kyle sees that Cartman is fine again and says, 'God damn it'!

Absent: Stan and Kenny.

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Butters Very Own Episode 2!!!

Summary: After annoying his art teacher, Butters is sent on a plane to France and he makes a crazy journey to get home.

Plot: During art class, Butters keeps asking the art teacher annoying questions. He annoys her so much that she claims that Butters art is great and she tells him that he should go to Paris to show everybody. Before Butters can reply, the teacher puts him on a plane to France and runs off. Butters then gets comfortable on the plane, but he walks up to the pilot and keeps asking him questions. The pilot goes crazy and shoots himself in the head. The plane then crash lands in the Alps and everyone except Butters dies. Butters then climbs down the mountain. He hitchhikes with a child molester who is about to rape him when Butters opens the car door by accident while the car is still moving and the molester falls out of the car. Butters, now frightened, starts driving the car and he travels across Spain. When Butters arrives at the border to Portugal, he is thrown out of his car by a pair of thieves, who then drive off in the car. Butters then starts walking and takes shelter in a strange building full of men. The men ask him whether he is gay or straight and Butters, starving, says that he is bisexual. The men feed him and then try to have sex with him. Butters screams and runs off and when they chase him in confusion, he steals one of the gay men's cars. Butters arrives at an airport in Portugal and runs on before anyone can stop him. As he is in the air, he sees the same child molester from earlier is on the plane. Butters runs into the plane's bathroom, scared. While hiding in the bathroom, Butters realizes that he is about to land in South Park Airport and he runs off the plane and the child molester chases him. Butters runs to a taxi and hops in. The child molester screams out that he needs to molest someone and he is shot by the police. When Butters arrives home, he is grounded for being out late by his parents. The police ask where he was and he tells them about the art teacher sending him to Paris. The art teacher is arrested and Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny all cheer and thank Butters for getting the art teacher arrested. Butters is then officially accepted back into the boys group.

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Sibling Rivalries

Summary: Stan attempts to fight back when Shelley keeps beating him up. Meanwhile Kyle starts feeling jealous that Ike gets more attention than him and Cartman wants a younger sibling.

Plot: After Shelley beats up Stan again, Stan tells his mom on her, only for her mom to say 'just stay out of her way'. Stan gets angry and walks out the door to hang out with Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters, only for Shelley to beat him up again on the way out. Stan tells the boys about Shelley and Cartman comes up with the idea that Stan should learn to fight. Cartman takes Stan to see Jackie Chan and then leaves. Chan teaches Stan how to fight, in a very similar way to The Karate Kid. Stan eventually thinks that he is ready, so him and Jackie Chan go to Stan's house. Stan tries to stand up to Shelley but gets scared. Jackie Chan tries to do it for him and Chan gets beaten up so badly that he is taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Shelley then attacks Stan for getting Jackie Chan to fight her. Stan starts using the moves Jackie Chan taught him to fight her. They continue fighting and eventually Stan kicks Shelley in the mouth so hard that her braces fall out and her gums start bleeding. Shelley tells on Stan, only for her mother to say 'just stay out of his way'. Shelley looks at Stan who says 'deal with it, bitch'!

Meanwhile Kyle starts getting jealous at Ike, because he seems to get far more attention than Kyle gets. Kyle constantly tries to get rid of Ike, by sending him on a bus to Alaska, by calling his real parents and asking them to take him and by trying to mail him away in a big box. Eventually Kyle succeeds in getting rid of Ike by sending him on a train to L.A, but Kyle starts missing Ike and realizes that even if Ike gets more attention, he's still Kyle's brother. Kyle then brings Ike back.

With all these sibling rivalries going on, Cartman feels jealous that he doesn't have a younger brother/sister and he tries to get one. He searches the town and gathers nine single men to make a baby with his mom. Liane however, doesn't want to have another child and refuses to have sex with any of the men. Cartman then sucks up to his mom by crying and claiming that he wants a little brother/sister. His mom then goes to an orphanage where she tries to seduce the owner of the orphanage into giving them a baby without any paperwork. The manager gets angry and bans Liane from the orphanage for life. Cartman moans.

Absent: Kenny and Butters.

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The Jew Crew

Summary: When Cartman discovers how much better being a Jew is than being a Catholic, he becomes Jewish and the other boys soon become Jewish too. When Kyle goes to tell on them, it becomes a choice between his religion or his friends.

Plot: While Cartman is studying Jews to find out more ways to make fun of Kyle, he discovers that their camp is far better than his. He also discovers that Jews get Christmas for eight days. He decides to become Jewish and he goes to the other boys and convinces them to become Jews too, much to Kyle's dismay. When the boys go to the church, they are informed that you can't change religion after you've been baptized. Kyle informs them that if they aren't Jewish that they can't join Jew Camp. Cartman then comes up with a plan to pretend to be Jewish and Cartman calls them the Jew Crew, angering Kyle. The Jew Crew then go to sign up for Jew camp, only to be told that they need a parent with them when they sign up. Cartman then goes to his mom and begs her to pretend that Cartman is Jewish. After a lot of persuasion, she finally agrees. The Jew Crew join Jew camp and enjoy it. Kyle goes to tell on them, but Cartman informs him that if he tells, everyone will hate him. Kyle then has to make a choice between everything his religion stands for or his friends. Stan decides that the Jew Crew is wrong and everyone except Cartman agrees with him and quits. Cartman gets angry and tries to convince everyone to stay. Kyle then tells on Cartman and Cartman is punished severely. At the end of the episode, Cartman is forced to watch Kyle having fun at Jew Camp and the other boys having fun in the other camp. He glares at them having fun with anger and jealousy.

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The Tantrum Menace (part 1)

Summary: In a spoof of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, the boys start playing Star Wars, but they take it too far, and soon they are fighting for their lives (sort of) in a battle against the gingers.

Plot: After watching the first three Star Wars movies, the boys become obsessed with it. They start playing it with Butters as Jar Jar, Kyle as Obi-Wan, Kenny as Quei Gon Ginn (Kyle's mentor), Stan as Yoda, Token as Mace Windu, Craig and Clyde as Jedi and Cartman as Anakin (only he is with the other boys the whole time). As the boys play Star Wars, the Gingers approach them and wage war. The gingers give the boys special lightsabers, that actually taze you when you get hit by one. The boys then begin training for war. The events of the war are very similar to the movie, the Phantom Menace, with Jar Jar living at Starks Pond and the desert planet being the main town. At the end, Stan and Kyle fight against a ginger with a double bladed lightsaber. During the fight the Ginger keeps tazing Kenny until he dies from being electrocuted. Kyle avenges his death by pushing the Ginger off of his house roof. At the end, the boys are at Kenny's funeral and they make a vow to win the war!

To Be Continued...

Kenny's Death: Electrocuted by a Ginger with a double bladed light-saber.

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Attack of the Phones (part 2)

Summary: As the boys continue playing Star Wars, the fight against the gingers becomes more violent than ever. Meanwhile, Cartman develops a crush on Wendy.

Plot: Cartman narrates what happened in part 1. Kyle and Cartman travel into a room and begin talking to Craig, Clyde, Token and Stan over the war so far. Stan (Yoda) assigns Kyle and Cartman to defend his girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger, from being attacked by Gingers. The rest of the episode folds out the same way as Attack of the Clones, only the Gingers recruited the 6th Graders to their cause and Cartman begins to develop a crush on Wendy, and the feeling is mutual.. And when Stan goes to see the army being made (in Star Wars, the clones), he sees his workers (Apple) creating tazers disguised as phones. Stan then recruits all the pre-schoolers to use them in the final battle (in the 6th Graders hangout). Kyle and Cartman then confront Craig (Count Dooku), who recently betrayed them. They loose the fight against him, but Stan arrives and wins, only for Craig to call his mom and get Stan grounded for a week. Kyle and Cartman swear revenge and they leave with the pre-schoolers and 4th Graders. Cartman and Wendy then share a compassionate kiss in private. One week later, Stan is allowed outside again, and Cartman and Wendy decide to hide their relationship from him.

To Be Continued

Absent: Kenny (died in part 1) and Butters.

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Revenge of the Ginger (part 3)

Summary: As Cartman becomes stronger and stronger in the battle against the gingers, the Sith reveals himself. Meanwhile, Cartman and Wendy's crush becomes stronger.

Plot: It starts with Stan making a deal with a hooded figure for more phone tazers. The hooded figure is then captured by General Disarray, and Stan tells Kyle and Cartman to save him. They save him and battle with General Disarray. Back at the 4th Graders base, Cartman meets Wendy in secret and tells her that he doesn't want their crush to be a secret, to which Wendy responds, yeah but I don't have the heart to tell Stan that I don't want to be with him anymore. The rest of the episode unfolds similar to Star Wars 3, in which Kyle goes to fight General Disarray and Cartman starts being swayed by the hooded figure. Cartman soon is given the offer of the hooded figure making Stan disappear, so that Cartman can be with Wendy. After a while, Cartman discovers that the figure is Scott Tenorman and he informs Token and Clyde of this. They confront Tenorman and Tenorman tazes them so badly that Clyde goes into a coma, and Token becomes dizzy and falls out of a second floor window. They are both taken to the hospital and Cartman, still wanting Stan to disappear, goes with Scott. Stan and Kyle discover the truth, and Stan gets angry and dumps Wendy. Kyle then goes and confronts Cartman. Kyle claims that he thought that he and Cartman were becoming friends. Cartman then attacks Kyle and they have a big fight, similar to the end of Star Wars 3, while at the same time, Stan attacks Scott Tenorman, and Wendy stops Scott from defeating Stan by making Scott taze her into a coma instead of Stan. Stan then accepts Wendy back as his girlfriend. KIyle beats Cartman and, unlike the end of Star Wars 3, Scott just ditches Cartman and Stan comes and beats Cartman up. It ends with Wendy being carried to an ambulance in a coma, similar to the funeral at the end of Star Wars 3, with Butters saying good luck in the hospital to her.

Absent: Kenny (died in part 1).

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The Talent Show.

Summary: After getting in trouble again, the boys are forced to be in the school talent show causing them all to react differently.

Plot: Cartman encourages the boys to buy fireworks and set them off in school. The boys do it and get in massive trouble after the fireworks cause many injuries. For their punishment, Mr. Mackey realizes that they are running low on performers for the talent show and he forces the boys to be in it. The boys all react differently to the punishment.

Kyle becomes nervous that the whole school will laugh at him, so he tries to think of the least embarrassing act possible. He thinks of playing the piano, but he gets afraid that he will make a mistake, he thinks of a magic show, but thinks that it is gay and he thinks of dancing, which would actually be more embarrassing than the magic show. In the end, he asks Jimmy if he can help him with his act and Jimmy agrees.

Kenny imagines that his all the girls will love his act and show him their breasts. He keeps thinking about this and is in a dream state for the whole episode, while he practices his singing.

Stan fears that he will make a fool of himself in front of Wendy and asks if she will do a show with him. She says no, she also says that if his show is gay, since it will embarrass her too since she is dating him, she will break up with him. Stan panics and he eventually decides on doing a comedy act with Butters, where he basically makes fun of Butters throughout the whole show in rehearsal.

Cartman thinks that his act will become famous and he will travel the world being paid millions and, since he is so sure of himself, he doesn't even bother thinking about his act and he spends the whole episode telling everyone how awesome his how will be.

At the talent show, Stan realizes that he doesn't have the heart to embarrass Butters, but Butters says that he doesn't mind being made fun of if the person making fun of him feels guilty, since Cartman doesn't feel guilty. Stan then proceeds with the show and becomes a hit. During Kyle's act, he basically leads the show and makes Jimmy his assistant, but since Jimmy wrote the jokes used in the act, the show is still a hit. The show then breaks Jimmy and Kyle's friendship. Kenny then performs his opera singing and, like Stan, he becomes a hit. Cartman then goes on stage and realizes that he didn't actually come up with an act, and he is pulled off the stage and given two weeks detention for failing to do his punishment. Kyle wins the Talent Show, but he feels guilty about Jimmy and refuses the award, reigniting his and Jimmy's friendship. Kenny is then awarded it, but he is already gone outside with about ten different girls. Stan then receives it and Wendy runs up and tries to kiss him, but Stan then pukes on her by accident. The last scene is Cartman in detention.

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Secrets... (part 1)

Summary: While Kyle was sick, the 4th Grade class witness something shocking, and Kyle desperately tries to find out what. Meanwhile, Butters gains control over Cartman when he discovers one of Cartman's most embarrassing secrets.

Plot: While Kyle was sick one day, the 4th Grade class witness something shocking, and they are forced to keep it a secret by the person involved in it. Kyle comes into school the next day and notices everyone murmuring to each other and stopping whenever Kyle comes close to them. Kyle asks Stan what everyone is talking about and Stan tells him that it is a secret and they must keep it that way. Kyle goes to Kenny, who also wants to keep it a secret. Kyle goes to everyone in the 4th Grade class, but fails to discover what the secret is. Kyle eventually thinks of the class's weakness, Butters! Kyle confronts Butters in the boys bathroom, and he keeps asking Butter questions. Butters starts to break when Stan walks in and realizes what's happening. He quickly pushes Butters out of the bathroom and warns Stan to mind his own business, as it is disgusting and sick. Kyle threatens Stan by saying that he will tell a teacher. Stan then attempts to tell Kyle the truth, but he sees four boys watching him at the door and Stan passes Kyle a note telling him to meet Stan at the bus stop after school. Later, Butters walks up to Kyle and confesses that he doesn't actually know what the secret is, and he is just pretending to know so that everyone won't tease him for not knowing it. Kyle tries to do the same, but is caught out when Wendy starts asking him questions about it. Kyle then goes to Stan after school, but just before Stan tells Kyle, Cartman appears from nowhere and stops Stan from telling Kyle the truth.

Meanwhile, Butters accidentally walks in on Cartman in the bathroom, and sees Cartman trying to destroy a tape. Butters grabs the tape off Cartman and runs off. Butters watches the tape and discovers that it is a pornography starring Cartman's mom. In the video, Liane is having sex with various animals like an elephant, a pig, a cow and a panda bear. Cartman later starts calling Butters names outside of school and Butters threatens to show everyone the tape. Cartman is then forced to stop bullying Butters. Butters then realizes that he can use his new found control over Cartman to extract his revenge for all the times Cartman bullied him. Butters starts making Cartman wait in line for him when new video games come out and tell Butters the answer to every question in school and if Cartman gets one answer wrong, the secret goes out. Butters then makes Cartman pay for two tickets to a circus that is coming to South Park. At the circus, Cartman is told to buy Butters popcorn, candy-floss and the biggest drink he can find. Cartman then starts making fun of Butters by calling him fat after he starts eating the food Cartman gave him, and Butters gets angry, scaring Cartman.

The next day at school, Butters shows Kyle Cartman's tape, causing Kyle to burst out laughing. Cartman begs him not to show anyone else, so Kyle comes up with an idea. Kyle tells Cartman that if Cartman tells Kyle the big secret, Kyle won't show anyone Cartman's secret tape. Cartman starts crying and begs Kyle not to force him to tell it. Eventually Kyle manages to convince Cartman to tell him and Cartman exclaims, it's a long story...

To Be Continued...

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Secrets... (part 2)

Summary: Cartman tells Kyle a long story that leads up to the big secret. In it, Stan challenges Cartman to a fight, after Cartman pisses him off. Meanwhile, Butters gets locked out in the school playground and he needs to pee.

Plot: It starts with Kyle's recap of the previous episode in flashback form. Then it goes to the present, where Cartman begins to tell Kyle the long story of the big secret.

Two Days Earlier

On the school bus, Kenny dares Cartman to ask Wendy 'to make love to him'. Cartman surprisingly accepts the dare and walks up to Weny and asks her it. She screams in disgust and tells Stan what Cartman said. Stan gets really angry and challenges Cartman to a fight during recess. Cartman panics and starts arguing with Kenny for daring him to ask Wendy in the first place. As the boys walk into school, Butter's homework blows away and he chases it into the school playground. He grabs it, but then realizes that he is locked out in the school playground. Cartman then learns that Stan knows Karate and is getting ready to kick Cartman's butt. Cartman then goes to every boy in the school, and he asks them all to teach him how to fight. Eventually Mr. Mackey hears that Cartman wants to learn to fight. Mackey has a flashback to when he was a kid, and he needed to know how to fight off bullies. Mackey thinks that this is why Cartman wants to learn to fight and Mackey becomes his mentor. Mackey teaches Cartman how to fight until Cartman realizes how boring lessons are and he quits. Butters then needs to go to the toilet, but he refuses to pee outside. Soon before recess, Cartman begs Stan to call off the fight by apologizing to him, but Stan informs him that the fight is still going on. Literally moments before recess begins, Butters climbs down a hill in frustration and prepares to pee (with his pants down). Cartman and Stan then walk out and the whole 4th Grade class watch them fight. After a few seconds, Stan punches Cartman so hard that he falls over and goes rolling down the hill. As Butters is peeing, Cartman falls in front of him and his mouth lands on Butters penis. Principal Victoria then witnesses this and informs Butters and Cartman's moms that they are gay. Butters and Cartman are then sent to straight camp, starting next week.

When Kyle hears this, he bursts out laughing and Cartman gets angry. Kyle then asks Butters how come he said that he didn't know what the secret was. Butters replies that he didn't know that that was the secret, as he didn't understand that it was a big deal. The end of the episode shows Kyle informing Stan about how he found out, which includes Kyle accidentally revealing Cartman's secret to everyone in the 4th Grade. Cartman swears and goes home while being laughed at.

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The Adventures of Lemmiwinks!

Summary: Lemmiwinks attempts to leave America, but he is hunted by a vermin exterminator. Meanwhile, the 4th Grade class search for a new pet.

Plot: The Lemmiwinks theme music comes on and Lemmiwinks is seen running (or crawling) away from a building full of terrorists. The building then explodes behind him, leaving many terrorists dead. The Frog King then appears and informs Lemmiwinks that even though he's a hero, there are people out there who want him dead. The Frog King suggests that Lemmiwinks should try and escape from America. The assassin from 'Follow That Egg' is then shown following Lemmiwinks trail. Lemmiwinks tries to outwit the assassin throughout the episode, and he always escapes. The assassin then recruits all the other assassins in the area and they give chase to Lemmiwinks. Lemmiwinks comes up with a plan to leave America by hiding in a human body. First he needs to find an airport. Then he needs to get inside a passenger and get on a flight. Lemmiwinks gets to South Park airport and he gets inside a human, unfortunately, it turns out to be Cartman, who was just hanging out around the airport with Stan and Kyle. Cartman starts feeling sick and leaves.

Meanwhile, the 4th Grade class, especially Butters, start feeling lonely because Lemmiwinks is gone. They start looking for a new pet and the class go to the pet store. They look at lizards, other mice, guinea pigs and fish. The class don't really like any of them. Butters then convinces Stan, Kyle and Kenny to go to the zoo with him and maybe steal an animal. The boys still don't see anything that is good until Butters sees a budgie called Prince. The boys refuse to help him steal it, except for Kenny. When Butters and Kenny try to steal the bird, Kenny gets shot by the zoo guards, but Butters escapes with the budgie. That night Cartman, after Lemmiwinks crawled inside him, starts feeling sick. He pukes up Lemmiwinks and brings him to school the next morning. Butters is about to tell everyone about the budgie, when Cartman comes in with Lemmiwinks. Lemmiwinks is put back in his cage, so Butters decides to keep Prince, the budgie, for himself.

Kenny's Death: He is shot by a zoo guard while trying to help Butters steal a budgie.

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Who Da Best? (part 1)

Summary: The school decide to have a vote for the best 4th Grade kid of the year, and the boys all put their names forward to try and win, putting their friendship at risk!

Plot: At South Park Elementary, Principal Victoria announces a new policy that the school are coming up with, The Best Student Awards. Victoria explains that any 4th Grade kid can put their name forward and be in the vote for the Best Student. Each student gets one time-slot on the school news to act out why they should be picked. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Token, Jimmy and Timmyall put their names forward, and they al become rivals. Two days later at lunch, the time-slots begin.

Cartman goes first. His show is first him explaining how minorities are taking over, and he then sings a song, 'Minorities in my Country' (Minorities in my Waterpark with slightly different words).

Kenny goes next and he gives a long speech about hard workers and democracy, but no one can understand what he is saying because of his parka muffling his speech.

Bebe goes next, followed by Token, then Clyde, then Butters who starts telling stories and telling jokes. Butters seems to be quite successful.

Jimmy goes next and has a very good speech with jokes and seriousness, but because of his stutter, he is unsuccessful. He is followed by Timmy, who just keeps shouting Timmah and he actually seems to be quite successful.

Next is Kyle, who gives an honest report on how he thinks that the school could change. He also mentions how he will stop discrimination of color or religion (indirectly referencing Cartman). He speech also seems to be successful.

Stan goes next and he talks about how great it would be if he was chosen and how honored he would be. He also mentions how he thinks that the school could change. Wendy goes next and speaks about rights and how if she was the best student, she would bring a whole new level of democracy to South Park Elementary.

At school assembly five contestants are eliminated. They are Bebe, Jimmy, Token, Clyde and Kenny. The remaining contestants (Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Cartman, Butters and Timmy) are told that that night the winner will be announced. During the day, through arguments caused by the contest, causing many fights and many of the characters friendships break. Kyle and Stan start ignoring each other, Butters beats up Cartman and tells him to stop being bully, Jimmy ditches Timmy since Timmy got through and Jimmy didn't. Also Kenny becomes depressed that he lost and just walks around on his own, miserable. That night the results are unveiled, the winner is...

To Be Continued...

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Stan Da Man! (part 2)

Summary: Stan wins the Best Student award and becomes very popular with most of his class, but he becomes so popular that he ditches his real friends. Meanwhile since Cartman didn't win, he sets out to destroy all minorities himself.

Plot: Stan is announced as the Best Student and every kid in the school rushes to congratulate him. Kyle tries to congratulate Stan but he is blocked by a crowd of more popular kids. Over the next few days Kyle constantly tries to congratulate Stan, but is always blocked off by other kids. Kyle discovers that Wendy has the same problem. The pair ambush Stan at his house, only to discover that Stan has become so popular that he has become a total dick, who only hangs out with popular kids. The pair then go to the school to ask Principal Victoria to change the Best Student results so that Stan would come back to them. Just before they enter Victoria's office, they are blocked by Token. Token reveals that Cartman came second, meaning that if they got Stan back, they would make every black person miserable. Kyle and Wendy ignore Token and enter Victoria's office. The next day Victoria announces that there was mistake and Cartman actually won. Stan instantly turns back to normal and Cartman starts cheering. Stan goes back over to Kyle and Wendy saying 'Hey guys!', and they tell him to f*ck off and leave him standing there, shocked.

Meanwhile Cartman starts handing out flyers about destroying black people. He gives one to Token and Token gets angry. Token then punches Cartman and tells him to fuck off. Cartman then goes to Butters house and asks Butters to help him. Butters agrees, but Cartman then starts bullying Butters, so Butters punches Cartman and kicks him out of his house. Cartman walks into school the next day with two black eyes, one from Token and one from Butters. Cartman is then awarded as Best Student and he starts insulting Token. Principal Victoria then gets angry and gives the award to... Butters! Cartman then gets pissed and kicks Principal Victoria in the leg. The last shot is Cartman in detention.

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Absent: Kenny McCormick.

Spook Park

Summary: In this Halloween special, the boys awake to find themselves in a strange world where they, and everyone else, are monsters!

Plot: Stan awakes one morning and goes downstairs. Here he sees Shelley, who looks like a troll. Stan runs into the kitchen when he sees his mom, who's a witch. Stan is then handed breakfast, and he runs to the bus stop. Here he sees Cartman, who's a human sized, fat goblin, Kenny, who's a zombie and Kyle, who is wearing a black hoodie, covering his face. Stan asks Kyle what is going on, to which Kyle replies that he doesn't know. Stan asks why his face is concealed and Kyle replies that he can't be exposed to the sun because when he woke up that morning, he was a vampire. When the boys arrive at school, Stan and Kyle discover that everyone is a monster. Wendy, Bebe and Red are witches, Clyde is a winged, bat-like demon, Craig is a gorgon (with his hat being made of snakes) and Token is ghost. The boys and girls meet up after school to try and work out whats going on. They also wonder why Stan didn't change. The sun goes down and all of a sudden, Stan transforms into a werewolf and runs off howling. The rest of the group are then confronted by the goth kids, who are now vampires. The goths and the other kids then perform an ancient ritual to summon part of Satan's spirit. They ask Satan about all the monsters. Satan reveals that it is his annual Halloween prank, that every year he picks a small town and turns them all into monsters. He says that the curse can only be reversed with a sacrifice. The group then throw Kenny into the portal to Hell that Satan came through. The curse is then lifted and Satan leaves.

Meanwhile Cartman goes around stealing food when Randy arrives anx tells Cartman to find Wolf-Stan. Cartman goes across the city and sets a large amount of traps. However, Wolf-Stan keeps outsmarting Cartman, putying him in the traps. Cartman eventually grabs a gun and shoots Wolf-Stan, only to remember that only silver bullets work on werewolves. Wolf-Stan is just about to eat Cartman when the curse is lifted. Stan then punches Cartman in the face.

Notes: Absent: Butters. Kenny's Death: Sacrifised to Satan.

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The Rich, The Poor and The Black

Summary: When Liane loses her pornographic job for being too old, the Cartmans get kicked out on the streets with no house and no money, so Cartman starts stealing money off Token. Meanwhile, Randy wins the biggest lotter prize of the decade.

Plot: After a long day of teasing Kenny for being poor, Cartman heads home to see his mother sitting on the pavement. He is then informed that Liane has been fired for being too old to be in a pornographic magazine or film, forcing Liane to sell Cartman's clothes, but luckily she could afford a parka, similar to Kenny's but red. Cartman has a fit and runs off down the road screaming like a maniac. He goes to Kenny's house to get help dealing with being poor. Kenny gets angry and kicks Cartman out of his house. Cartman then comes up with the idea to befriend Token so that he can mooch money off him. He succeeds in befriending Token after a long argument, but Cartman actually starts to actually like Token. After Token's birthday party, where Cartman got to help open the presents and he got the largest piece of cake, Kyle comments that he never thought that Cartman could become best friends with a minority, causing Cartman to realize what 'he has become' and he takes a large pile of fifty dollar notes off Token and punches him. He arrives at his house, which is about to be sold and he gives his mother the notes, which is enough money to pay the house rent. Token arrives however and he starts fighting with Cartman. While the pair are fighting, they accidentally uncover an oil mine underneath Cartman's house. Cartman then uses this money to become rich, but the Blacks take him to court and he is forced to pay them back everything he took plus income. Cartman is then left with just enough money to get his old life back. At the end of the episode, Liane spends this money to get serious plastic surgery on her breasts, causing her to get her old job back.

Meanwhile Randy gets sued for masturbating in a public bathroom and pushing over an old lady as he ran away from the security guards, causing her major back damage. Randy is then forced to give her Stan's college funds and the year's holiday budget. Randy then uses the last bit of money he had left in his bank account to buy a lottery ticket, making Stan and Sharon furious with him. Unbelieavably, he actually gets a winning ticket and he gets 10 million dollars, the ultimate jackpot. He thinks that it would be more than enough to keep the Marshes going for life, but before he shows his family the money, he decides to do a little spending for himself. Throughout the episode, he keeps spending lavishly, causing Stan to get suspicious. Stan investigates and discovers the truth. He refuses all the bribes Randy buys him to try and convince him to keep his mouth shut. Stan tells Sharon and she yells at Randy for not sharing the money. Randy then hands over the remaining money, which is just enough to refund Stan's college funds and the holiday budget. Randy then walks off, depressed.

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Witness Protection Sucks!

Summary: After the boys are held hostage by a crazy murderer, they manage to subdue him, causing the police to arrest him. But when he escapes from prison to kill the boys, they are placed into witness protection... In Germany!

Plot: After coming buying a new video game (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3), Cartman starts playing it online all the time, causing the other boys to become jealous and desperate for it. Kenny goes to desperate measures and steals a copy of the game, causing Cartman to get angry with Kenny, as he wanted to be the only one with the game. He then hires a murderer online and he sends him to Kenny's house. But when the killer arrives, Stan, Kyle and Butters are revealed to have also been at Kenny's house, causing the killer to decide to kill all of them. When Cartman discovers this, he runs to Kenny's house, not wanting to lose his idiotic sidekick (Butters, or his least annoying friend (Stan. When he arrives, he discovers that Kenny was killed and the other boys are being held hostage. When the murderer discovers that he was hired by a ten year old however, he decides to hold Cartman hostage as well. The murderer leaves a handgun on Kenny's dining room table and Cartman uses his Call of Duty skills to shoot the killer in the foot. The police then arrest him and the boys are sent home, where they all start beating up Cartman.

Overnight, the murderer manages to escape from prison by tricking the guards into releasing him as part of a magic trick. The next morning, the police arrive at all four of the boys doors and claim that they have to send them into witness protection because the murderer is probably going to search for them. The boys are sent to Germany with their parents (after Sheila kicks up a stink). The boys each react differently to Germany. Cartman joins a Nazi Supporter group, Kyle refuses to leave his room for fear of being attacked by Cartman's group, Stan spendss most of his time trying to convince Kyle that even Cartman isn't that evil and Butters tries to get back to South Park, as he thinks that he and the others are the prisoners of Hitler's grandson. Stan eventually convinces Kyle to leave the hotel, but they end up getting lost. During a Nazi meeting, a new member arrives, who is revealed to be the murderer. Cartman tries to sneak out, but the murderer sees him and tries to shoot him. He runs the whole way back to the house, where the murderer tries to kill all the parents and Butters as well, eventually deciding to keep them hostage to make Stan and Kyle come as well. The police begin searching for Stan and Kyle, while Butters reveals his escape tunnel, a tunnel that leads right out of Berlin. Everyone takes the path, but when Cartman farts to annoy Butters, the murderer hears them and chases them through the tunnel. Stan and Kyle discover the end of the tunnel and they decide to fill it up. Just before they fill it up however, the South Park group run out of it and the tunnel is closed on the murderer, who is then shot by the police. The group head back to South Park, where they discover that nobody even noticed that they had left in the first place.

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The Celebrity Interface

Summary: After appearing in a T.V commercial, Stan's acting career spreads and soon he becomes a celebrity. But when he asked to star in a movie, he is given a C.I.R (Celebrity Interface Robot), which is a robot that does everything for him (apparently all the celebrities have them). But soon the C.I.P starts getting rid of his friends and family for being too nerdish. But what does it do to the people it abducts? Meanwhile Cartman tries to obtain his own C.I.R.

Plot: While walking home from school, the boys notice a large sign saying 'Actors Wanted'. The boys all sign up to be in a Cube bar commercial (a spoof off Squares bars). The shortlist contains the following: Stan, Kyle, Butters, Kenny, Clyde, Timmy, Wendy and Red. Cartman becomes furious that he didn't make the shortlist and storms off in a tantrum. Stan gets the part and Kyle congratulates him, commenting that the best man won. The advert becomes very successful and Stan is asked to be in more and more commercials, slowly becoming a celebrity. Even though he has a very busy timetable however, Stan still makes time for Kyle, Wendy and all his other friends, not wanting things to turn out like they usually do. But after being asked to be in numerous commercials, Stan is asked to do guest star in a T.V show. After that episode of the show becomes popular, Stan is signed on for a movie, exciting him. Stan is then given a large box as a present from Hollywood. Inside the box, he sees a large robot, announcing itself as the C.I.R (Celebrity Interface Robot), a humanoid silver, floating robot, with a head like a side-ways oval with a red dot it the middle. It also had six arms for lots of work and a breastplate containing many objects.

Stan refuses to use the robot at first, but after he is asked to arrange his timetable, a long process, he asks his C.I.R to do it for him. The C.I.R arranges it all extremely, astounding Stan. Stan shows off his C.I.R to his friends, claiming that it can do anything. His friends, especially Cartman, become very jealous. Kenny tries to touch it, not believing that it could be real, but it activates its security reflexes and brutally murders Kenny by having a large knife come out of its chestplate and repeatedly slashing Kenny with it. Stan begins using it and discovers that it has made no time for Stan to be with his friends. To solve this problem, Stan invites Kyle and Butters over to his house to stay the night. Sharon attempts to help Stan set up the extra beds, but when Stan goes to the toilet, the C.I.R says that Sharon is not cool enough to mother a celebrity and it moves towards her, causing her first anger towards being called 'uncool' and then terrified when it grabs her. When Stan returns from the bathroom, she is gone. That night when Kyle and Butters come over, the C.I.R ambushes Butters in the toilet and gets him too. Stan and Kyle begin searching the house, looking for Butters. The C.I.R attacks Kyle and Stan witnesses it suck him up inside it. Stan orders it to return Kyle and it reveals that it took the others as well and that it refuses to give them back because they're not cool enough to hang out with Stan. Randy arrives home and Stan asks why it didn't take him and it replies that Randy is f*ckin awesome. Stan orders it to release everyone and it is about to when Randy enters the room. It announces that it is replacing Stan with Randy and it attemptst to abduct him. Stan runs while Randy tries to defend him, but Stan is sucked up into the C.I.R's breatplate, which is revealed to have a storage section that's bigger on the inside.

Meanwhile Cartman attempts to obtain a C.I.R by going to Hollywood disguised as a famous movie agent, but when is fake mustache falls off, he is chased through Hollywood, but he grabs a strange device, claiming that he will at least steal the tape for whatever new movie is held in the tape. Cartman arrives at Stan's house planning to steal his C.I.R when the C.I.R, just after abducting Stan, attempts to abduct him too. Cartman throws the supposed tape at the C.I.R an it is revealed to be a C.I.R virus. The C.I.R releases all the people it had taken the atoms of and explodes soon after. Stan thanks Cartman who replies that he wished he had one, as it could even abduct Kyle for him!

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Notes: Kenny Death: Killed by C.I.R, which continuously stabbed him and slashed him with a large knife.

Season 2

South Park and the Chocolate Factory

Summary: The boys win tickets to a Chocolate Factory full of wonders, but with a strange owner 'Willy Wanker', who announces that the person who he likes the most by the end will inherit his factory. Soon the boys begin to fight for the factory, each being eliminated in a different room, one by one. But who will win and who is the mysterious 'Willy Wanker'?

Plot: It begins with Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Cartman in line at the South Park Mall. Stan joins them and asks what they're buying. They explain that they are buying Wanker bars because there is a prize going out to whoever finds the golden chocolate. Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Cartman buy one each, but none of hem win. Kyle decides to buy a bar and he bites it, only to hurt his tooth, as it is made of gold. Stan gets angry, as he only wanted some chocolate and not the same stuff that happens every week. Kyle, Butters, Kenny and Cartman drag Stan to his house, where they inform Randy what has happened and he drives the five boys out to the chocolate factory, Wanker Industries, which is up in the mountains. The owner, Willy Wanker is there to greet the five boys and Randy, who drives off and says he'll be back in a couple of hours. Mr Wanker takes the five boys into the factory, where they see little black men working the chocolate machines (painted different colors to interest the kids). Kyle asks who they are and he is informed that they are small black people who he has enslaved. Cartman begins taunting them, calling them black midgets. Kyle, shocked at what he saw, sneaks off to try and find a way to free them. The remaining group enter the next room where they see many squirrels laying nuts that are used for the chocolate. Kenny walks too close to them however, and is e=attacked and eaten by them, shocking Stan and Butters but making Mr Wanker and Cartman laugh. The remaining trio enter the experiment room, where Cartman makes his own flavour using some very strange ingredients and he gives it to Butters. Butters drinks the mixture and he starts inflating and turning blue. Butters is rolled away to the infirmary and Stan and Cartman move on. In the next room, giant machines stomp on the chocolate and whatever mixture was added making a pool of pure melted chocolate. Cartman tries to resist the urge to jump in and he thinks about how much chocolate he will get if he wins, so he tries to push Stan into it, but he trips and falls in anyway. He is taken out and dragged away, leaving just Stan and Mr Wanker. Stan enters the next room, which is dark, until Mr Wanker turns on the light, revealing a bed. Mr Wanker then jumps on Stan and tries to rape him.

Meanwhile Kyle sneaks into Mr Wanker's office and he gets a key that unlocks all of the small black people's chains. He tries to free one, but he discovers that they are savage when one of them knocks him out and drags him into their shelter. He awakes to discover that he is about to be force fed a mixture from the experiment room that would stop him growing, turn him black and drop his I.Q. At the same time, Butters sees Cartman being dragged away and, after being cured, follows him. Cartman is strapped to a bed and is left there for when Mr Wanker is 'finished' with Stan. Butters sees Kyle trapped in the experiment room and accidentally knocks over a shelf of mixtures which lands on the savages and they melt. Butters frees Kyle and the two have a debate over whether to free Cartman or not, eventually freing him. The trio call the police and they arrive just before Stan is raped. The group head back to South Park, agreeing never to do something that stupid again, only to see a sign to win a ticket to the Jelly Bean Factory and run off to by jelly beans.

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Notes: As the series 2 opener, this episode is 45 minutes long instead of 30. Kenny's Death: Killed and eaten by squirrels.

Drunk Buddies

Summary: When Butters and Cartman discover a bunch of teenagers drinking, they are arrested along with the teenagers for underage drinking. But when their parents decide that a rehab centre is the best place for them now, they'll have to adapt to survive in a camp full of angry drunks.

Plot: It starts with Cartman being forced to hang out with Butters by his mom. They see a couple of drunk college kids smashing the windows of an old house when the police arrive and arrest the college kids for vandalising the house. They also spot Butters and Cartman, who they then arrest for being drunk underage even though they weren't. At the police station Cartman and Butters moms arrive and are convinced that Butters and Cartman are underage alcoholics. They agree to have Butters and Cartman sent to rehab until they are 'cured'. Once they arrive at the underage rehab camp, Cartman starts beating up Butters thinking that it will make him popular among the alcoholics. Unfortunately the inmates feel sorry for Butters and he instantly becomes popular, while Cartman gets beaten up. At Cartman and Butters first therapy lesson Cartman claims that he isn't alcoholic, causing everyone to start beating him up again. Then it is Butters turn and he, afraid of getting beaten up, lies and says that he has been alcoholic since he was three years old. This makes everyone happy at his honesty and he becomes even more popular, making Cartman furious. Later on that day, Stan, Kyle and Kenny come to visit Butters (but not Cartman). Even though they don't want to talk to him, Cartman still convinces them of the mix-up and Stan, Kyle and Kenny decide to sort out the mix-up, but for Butters not for Cartman. During the night, Cartman again gets beaten up by the alcoholics, for getting in an argument with Butters. The next day Stan, Kyle ad Kenny convince their moms that Cartman and Butters aren't alcoholics and Cartman and Butters moms go to pick them up. Meanwhile the rest of the alcoholics are told by Cartman that Butters is lying, causing them to beat up Cartman again. When the parents arrive, the alcoholic realize that Butters was lying and they are about to beat them up when Butters parents arrive and take him out of the rehab center. The alcoholics angry, decide to beat up Cartman before his mom arrives claiming 'why didn't you tell us that he was lying' even though he did. When Cartman's mom arrives, she is presented with Cartman. Only he has a black eye, a broken arm, a broken leg and he is covered in cuts. As the episode ends he moans in pain.

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The Lives and Deaths of Kenny McCormick

Summary: Kenny attempts to write an autobiography for school, but when he mentions his many deaths he is thought to be thinking dark thoughts and is sent to a psychiatrist and eventually to a loony bin. Meanwhile Cartman's exaggerated autobiography causes him to be recruited by a secret agency who need his skills.

Plot: Mr. Garrison assigns the 4th Grade class a project, write a short autobiography about your life and Kenny starts straight away. During that night, Kenny has many flashbacks to different episodes in which he died and he is shown writing them all down in his autobiography. The next day he hands his in and Mr. Garrison reads it. After school Mr. Garrison arrives at Kenny's house and reveals that he suspects that Kenny may be 'going Gothic' or maybe insane as he is writing about dying many times. Mr. Garrison asks them to sign a notice that allows Kenny to go to long term counseling with Mr. Mackey. They both sign it. The next day Kenny is sent to Mr. Mackey's office and Mr. Mackey attempts to root out Kenny's problems. By the end of the session, Mr. Mackey informs Mr. Garrison that Kenny really does believe that he dies all the time and that he's not sure why. Mr. Mackey has more sessions with Kenny, but makes no progress, only learning about more of Kenny's deaths. A week later, Mr. Mackey reveals to Mr. Garrison that he has been convinced that Kenny really does die. Mr. Garrison then calls an asylum and asks for Kenny and Mr. Mackey to be place in it. Kenny and Mr. Mackey arrive in the asylum, where they are treated like two year olds, angering them. After a few days of misery in the asylum, Kenny realizes that there is only one way for them to be deemed normal.Kenny begins pretending to act like a two year old which makes the stupid people who run the asylum think that he has been cured. As soon as Kenny's out he runs to Mr Garrisson's house and drags him to the South Park Mall and orders him to record what happens next.Kenny climbs to the top of the building and he jumps, with Mr. Garrison recording him. Kenny dies and reawakens in his house the next morning. He runs to Mr. Garrison's house and Mr. Garrison. having the tape, apologises and goes to release Mr. Mackey from the asylum.

Meanwhile Cartman gets stuck on his autobiography and makes up a massive action story. He hands it in and Mr. Garrison, shocked with his story, calls the CIA claiming that they have a child worth recruiting. The CIA don't arrive, but a secret agency known as MI6 send an agent into Cartman's house while he sleeps. Cartman is recruited to the agency and is handed a large amount of gadgets. He is told to search South Park, day and night for proof or any crime. Cartman then becomes Agent C and begins sneaking around at night, stopping people from doing crimes similar to what the Coon did, only with gadgets instead of claws. Cartman eventully discovers a major crime and attempts to stop it, but he is lauhed at by the criminals, who are planning to blow up the South Park Mall. With Cartman tied up, all hope seems to be lost, only for Kenny to run by the criminals, attempting to jump off the top of the building. The criminals follow him and Cartman is given enough time to call for help, using his butt to turn on his phone. MI6 arrive and stop the criminals, but in their anger with Cartman for lying and almost getting the South Park Mall blown up, they give Cartman one night in prison.

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Notes: Kenny's Death: Jumps off the South Park Mall (he also has many flashbacks to previous deaths throughout the episode).

Hardcore Gaming 101

Summary: As the boys desperately wait for the release of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Cartman attempts to start his own video game school, Hardcore Gaming 101, but he is soon overtaken in skill by Butters, causing Cartman to want desperately too find out how Butters can be better than him at video games. Meanwhile Stan and Kyle try to be the first people ever to get to round 100 in Call of Duty: Black Op's zombies mode.

Plot: The boys are waiting outside the game store, anticipating the release of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 they are informed that it in not released until next month, causing Cartman to yell at the store clerk to 'make the god damn game faster!'. The boys then try to figure out what to do for the next month, when they see a poster that says that the first pair in the world to get past round 100 on Call of Duty Black Ops: Nazi Zombies mode gets Modern Warfare 3 early. Stan and Kyle team up, both being above average players, while Cartman teams up with Butters, Kenny with Craig, Clyde with Token and Jimmy with Kevin Stoley. Everyone dies incredibly early except for Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters, but Cartman soon loses due to Butters being a poor player. Cartman, needing Butters to get better, attempts to teach him and soon all the other boys (other than Stan and Kyle) want him to teach them too. Cartman begins charging everyone for lessons and he begins teaching. After Cartman shows Butters what each button does, he realizes that Butters has a natural talent for gaming. Cartman then attempts to retry with Butters and he agrees. While playing however, Cartman starts mocking Butters whenever he makes a mistake, causing Butters to say that he is too mean to him and he teams up with a world class player, Drew O'Dea. Cartman, furious, continues teaching the other groups, hoping to find a better partner, but he fails. After a week of lessons, the other boys realize that they have learned very little in the week and they demand their money back and when Cartman refuses, they beat him up. Cartman then ends up with no money, no partner and no business. As a last resort, Cartman goes back to Butters and apologizes. Butters accepts his apology and leaves Drew. Cartman then teams up with Drew, who turns out to only be good because he hacks, causing Cartman and Drew to be disqualified. Cartman goes back to Butters again, but this time Butters tells him to f*ck off. Cartman then starts moaning.

Meanwhile Stan and Kyle attempt to win the contest and, after two days of practice, they begin. At first they have no problem, making it to round twenty in an hour (the rounds get longer as you progress), but soon social problems begin getting in the way. Sharon tells the boys that they have baseball practise, but they claim that they were told last week that it was cancelled and Sharon departs to call Randy (the coach). After discovering that it was on and the pair missed it, Sharon makes several more desperate attempts to get them off the Xbox, all failing. Sharon calls in Sheila to help, but even she can't faze the boys. She tries to turn it off, but Kyle says that if she does that, they'll just have to start again. Sharon and Sheila both bribe Stan and Kyle but they refuse, being on round 87 at this point. The next day, the boys get to round 99, but they start feeling tired and Kyle falls asleep, causing Stan to defend his character while trying to wake him up. He succeeds in awakening Kyle, but Kyle dies, leaving it up to Stan. Stan survives round 99 and Kyle comes back for the final round. During the final round, all the other boys come around to watch them play, but Sharon comes in and warns the boys that there will be a power blackout in ten minutes because of construction in the area. Stan dies and Kyle begins to fall asleep, but he stays awake just long enough to kill all the zombies but one. Stan grabs his remote and is about to kill the last zombie when the power goes out, causing the boys to moan in disappointment, but Stan joins Kyle and falls asleep, not caring about the game anymore.

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Cartmanitus (part 1)

Summary: Cartman is discovered to have a disease never before discovered, which has some very strange side effects. Meanwhile the 4th Grade class are taken to a hospital to be checked for Cartmanitus, but the results may change South Park forever.

Plot: After Cartman repeatedly farts in class, he is sent to Principal Victoria, but he keeps farting anyway. Principal Victoria starts giving out to him, but he protests that he cannot control his farts. Victoria suggests that he sees a doctor, which he does. The doctor announces that Cartman has very unusual symptoms like his uncontrollable farting and his annoying voice. The doctor informs Liane Cartman that Cartman may have an illness that has never before been discovered. Cartman asks the doctor if it can be called Cartmanitus. The doctor warns Liane and Cartman that now that he is a bit older, more side effects may start showing up and to be wary. The next day in school, the class are informed of Cartman's illness and they all start avoiding him, for fear of catching Cartmanitus, causing him to tell Mr. Mackey. Mr. Mackey orders the children to treat Cartman like they normally would, but he then realises that Cartmanitus could be contagious. He informs the doctor of this and he takes some of Cartman's blood to examine. Cartman is then given the week off school. Cartman starts going around the South Park Mall touching products so that they can't be sold for fear of spreading Cartmanitus, forcing the shop owners to give the items to Cartman. Cartman then calls Stan and asks if he wants to come over and play the new game he got from the mall, but Stan says that he doesn't want to risk getting Cartmanitus. Cartman calls Kenny, Butters, Craig, Jimmy and even Kyle but they all say the same thing. Cartman then decides that he doesn't need friends and that he can make his own fun. He begins playing the games and going on Facebook, but he discovers that he is lonely. He goes to the doctor but while in the waiting room he has another farting fit and the security kick him out. Cartman then walks home depressed. The next day Cartman gets onto the radio for winning a radio contest and getting a prize if he can answer one question, but the radio announcer begins laughing at his voice so much that he doesn't even ask the question and he soon hangs up in laughter and starts mocking Cartman's voice live on the air. Cartman gets angry and calls 'an old friend' who suicide bombs the radio station and kills the announcer. Cartman then sneaks into the doctor's house during his day off and asks if there is anyway to cure Cartmanitus. The doctor replies that there is no way and Cartman will be doomed to have Cartmanitus forever, causing Cartman to leave in a state of anger, but he still calls another 'old friend' to bomb the doctor's house killing him, his wife and his children.

Meanwhile the 4th Grade class are sent to a hospital to be checked for Cartmanitus and Kyle accidentally farts while a sample of his blood is being taken, causing the nurse to suspect that he has Cartmanitus. After all the kids have their blood taken, they are asked to stay in the hospital until their results come back, positive or negative. While waiting all the kids, even Stan, begin avoiding Kyle for fear of being 'infected' even though Kyle doesn't have it. Kyle makes several attempts throughout the episode to prove that he doesn't have Cartmanitus. The test results come back and Kyle turns out to actually have Cartmanitus, along with Wendy, Kenny and Token. The four are kept in the hospital for further testing after Stan says his goodbyes.

To Be Continued...

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The Infection Police (part 2)

Summary: Stan and Cartman is hunted across South Park by the Infection Police, who want to lock up Cartman with the rest of the infected and want Stan for further testing, as all of his best friends and his girlfriend had Cartmanitus. Meanwhile Kyle discovers exactly how insane the Hells Cross doctors are when he discovers that

Plot: First Cartman and Stan give dialogue on the events of the previous episode and they are then shown to be hiding in Cartman's basement. They reveal that the Infection Police are after them to lock up Cartman and to take Stan for further examination, as all of his friends and his girlfriend were infected, but he was not. The pair hear Liane trying to defend the basement door from the Infection Police and they hide behind the staircase as the IP come down. They sneak up the stairs as the IP check the room and the boys escape through the window. The pair go to visit Butters and they ask if they can hide in his house. Butters agrees at first, but when he remembers that Cartman has Cartmanitus, he refuses claiming 'I-I don't want no Cartman cooties'. Stan and Cartman travel from place to place, but they are denied shelter anywhere. Eventually the pair hide in the school for the night. Stan catches Cartman going on Facebook via his phone and posting everything the pair did on his page, including their current whereabouts. Stan stomps on Cartman's phone in anger and the pair flee the school before the Infection Police arrive. Stan decides to call Kyle to ask for advice. Kyle begs Stan to come and rescue him. The pair arrive at Hells Cross to see it heavily guarded by SWAT soldiers. Cartman dresses up as Katy Perry and the guards chase him, wanting to kill Katy in order to end her god awful music. Stan sneaks in and discovers that Kyle is about to be dissected, for unknown reasons. Stan causes a distraction and frees Kyle. The pair sneak around the hospital until they find Wendy and Token, Kenny having died from already been dissected. The four escape from the hospital, but are unable to find Cartman, who had already been caught by the IP. Stan, Kyle, Wendy and Token hide in Barbara Streisand's mountain base and they wonder what happened to Cartman. After a night of debate, the IP arrive at Streisands base, having chipped Kyle before the dissection. The four are locked up in the hospital and Stan is taken for dissection.

Meanwhile after Cartman was caught, he was tied to a wooden cross, which the soldiers were about to burn. Butters then arrives in a Rambo like outfit and attacks the soldiers, grabbing one's gun and using it to accidentally shoot all the other soldiers through the nuts. Butters reveals that he had been following Cartman the whole time. Cartman then arrives at the hospital and asks the doctors to take a bit of his blood, which they do. Stan's (who was supposedly immune to the disease) and Butters (who wasn't infected). The doctors discover that all three blood types were the same and that Cartman had only been unable to control his farts because the night before he had eaten McDonalds, Burger King, KFC and Subway all at once. All the kids are released and apologized to, except Cartman because if he'd told them about his meal the night before he was diagnosed, one of this would have happened. Kyle then comments that none of their adventures ever seem to be permanent, wondering if they ever will have a permanent change. Cartman then tells him that he's a fag and Kyle gives up wondering about change.

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Notes: Kenny's Death: Dissected for no good reason. When Kyle mentions that nothing ever changes in South Park, this could be a reference to the season finale, which is rumored to change South Park. It could also be a reference to You're Getting Old and Ass Burgers.

Quest For GOOD Ratings

Summary: In a sequel to 'Quest for Ratings', the school television project is closed down, but the boys are encouraged to make their own, slightly more unsuitable program and they'll go to any effort to make it go live on the air.

Plot: After the boys are asked to start another TV program for the school TV and they agree, but after 4 episodes, the program is cancelled for not being as good as before but Cartman is encouraged to start his own TV program and when he sees an advert to make your own TV show and send it to your favorite channel he hires Stan, Kyle, Butters, Token, Clyde, Jimmy and Butters to make the show. Cartman splits the show into segments, with him presenting the show. Everyone comes up with their own segment idea and Cartman uses Butters for a few as well. Clyde and Jimmy set up a program of animals doing funny things on camera. Butters is put in charge of the Wheel of Randomness, where Cartman spins a wheel and whatever it lands on, Butters has to do, but most of the things in the list are VERY bad. Token sets up a sporting tournament, where he gets Butters (again) and Kenny to compete in random and funny sports, where he and Cartman do the commentary. Cartman set up an 'Idiot Abroad' type session where they send (surprise surprise) Butters off to weird places around South Park and Stan and Kyle set up a What The F*ck segment where they exploit the random events that usually take place around South Park on television, while Kenny sets up a pornographic segment (only shown after nine) titled 'Its Krazy Kenny Hour'! After the episode is made, Cartman sends it off to Comedy Central (because apparently they'll make anything a television show) and the boys await C.C's reply. When they finally get a reply, it is revealed that Cartman sent the tape to Fox by accident (who only make shows that are suitable), angering the other boys, especially when they discover that Cartman didn't have a spare copy of the tape. Cartman is then forced to sneak into the 20th Century Fox building to try and steal the tape, but it is guarded by annoying actors that no one has ever heard of. Cartman then shouts at them 'hey look its Matt Groening' and the actors run off to look for him. Cartman sneaks in, grabs the tape and walks out, unseen by anyone. Cartman shows the tape to the boys, but discovers that he accidentally stole the next episode of the Simpsons by accident. The boys get angry again, but Cartman claims that they can just remake the show. They do so, but Cartman realizes that the deadline for sending a tape was that night, so Cartman gets his mom to drive them to the Comedy Central building, where they hand the tape over Charlie Sheen who claims 'so this is Comedy Centrals next big show huh? Well I'll show them for firing me, I'll burn it!' He then runs off with the tape, with the boys staring in anger. Cartman then remembers that he had a copy of the script on his iPhone and he shows it to someone who WASN'T fired. Comedy Central like the idea, but decide that they will claim all credit for the idea and they steal Cartman's phone. Later Kyle claims 'Aw fuck Comedy Central I mean, who watches the shit on that channel anyway?'.

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Cartman the Irish

Summary: The Cartmans, the Stotches, the Marshes, the Broflovskis and the McCormicks go to Ireland for a round the country trip where the boys each have their own experiences. Cartman buys a novelty leprechaun outfit and is suspected to be a fat leprechaun and is kidnapped by Lepracaun Hunters and needs Butters to save him, while Stan falls for an Irish girl, but feels guilty when he thinks about Wendy, Kyle is grounded for the whole trip, while Kenny is chased across Kilkenny because everyone wants to kill him, hence the name Kil-Kenny.

Plot: It's the Summer Holdidays and the kids parents plan to go first to Spain, then Hawaii, then France, but everything is booked out and eventually they are stuck with a flight to Ireland after a very crafty holdiday recommender convinces them. The boys are horrified, and at the airport Kyle leads an escape plan to sneak onto a plane to Spain, but are caught and Cartman blames the event on Kyle, so Sheila angrily grounds him for the whole holiday, much to Cartman's enjoyment.

When they arrive in Ireland, Cartman and Butters see a costume shop and Cartman comes up with a scheme to get lots of gold, by disguising himself as a lepracaun so he can meet the other lepracauns and find their gold so he can steal it. Butters warns him against it, but is ignored. Cartman gets the costume and puts it on, and is seen by Irish Government officials who believe him to be a real lepracaun and follow him. Cartman walks into a forest and starts calling 'Fellow Lepracauns, where the f*ck are you?' after ditching Butters, when the Government Officials grab him and bring him away, much to his surprise. When in their van, he believes them to be 'The Lepracaun's B*tches'. causing them to taze him. Butters hears Cartman's cries for help, and realises that he doesn't know where Cartman is gone, so Detective Butters gets down to the case! Butters spots the van, and thinks nothing of it, despite hearing Cartman crying out in the back, but realises it's him when his overweight sillouhette is made out from the shaded windows. Butters follows the van, but soon runs out of breath, luckily beside some hippy nomads, who he rides in their van with and catches up with the van, but the men are armed and start killing all the hippies, and Cartman and Butters sneak away in the bloodfest.

Meanwhile Stan and Kenny go exploring and Stan meets a beautiful Irish girl called Roisin, who he gets an immediate crush on, leaving Kenny to go exploring on his own. Stan and Roisin go for a walk and Roisin suggests Stan could be distantly Irish, causing him immense curiosity. He then tells Roisin that he already has a girlfriend and she asks why he said this, causing him embarrassment. Kenny, while exploring, wanders into Kilkenny, where all the people there get an instand urge to kill him, and they chase him through the forest. Stan researches his ancestors and discovers he is Irish and happily tells Roisin, but then her GIGANTIC boyfriend walks up and believes Roisin is cheating on him, so starts beating up Stan. Kenny then runs into the scene, screaming for help, when he runs into a ditch and starts sinking and dies. As Stan is being beaten up, he protests and talks about Wendy, and thinks up an idea and forces Kenny's parka onto the bully, causing the townsfolk to spear him. Roisin apologises, but Stan walks off saying 'I cannot be related to them!'.

Kyle watches all of these events and constantly tries to escape from his mom, constantly failing, but eventually manages to escape by throwing Ike out the window, causing Sheila to run out after him. But when Kyle arrives with Stan, Cartman and Butters, all they say is, 'Irish people suck!' and Kyle angrilu swears from all of his attempts to escape, when his mom calls him and he sighs, expecting a major punishment. Rating:

Notes: Kenny's Death - Runs into a ditch and suffocates.

Cowboys and Idiots

Summary: The Marshes visit a town that has been kept as a wild west town from years ago, and Randy meets a group of 'cowboys' who want the world to go back to the way it was and Randy joins them, wanting to become a cowboy. But what he doesn't realise is that the 'cowboys' aren't actually cowboys at all.....

Plot: The Marshes are having dinner and Randy runs in excitedely exclaiming that he discovered an old western town remade and only a few miles from South Park. The Marshes originally say no, but Randy eventually talks them around to it. In the car, Shelley moans that there will be no wifi in the western town and Stan tells her to shut up and the two start fighting, and won't stop until Randy makes an inspiring speech about old western civilisation, causing them both to say 'Gay' and start yelling at him instead.

After the long car journey, the Marshes arrive in 'Ye Old Western Town' where Randy discovers that a lot of the buildings have been modernised, much to his dismay. He goes to the mayor and starts complaining and is overheard by some fishy looking people, who invite him to their 'Secret Base', which is actually just one of their mother's basement. They reveal to Randy that they are actual cowboys who don't want change and Randy, who now loves cowboys as his latest fad, decides instantly to join them before he is even told what they do. The 'cowboys' go out on horseback and Randy is enjoying himself until one of them pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting people in cars shouting 'Go back to how it used to be!', shocking him. He later questions the leader cowboy, who explains that what they are doing is right and Randy eventually just shrugs it off and plays along. The 'cowboys' continue destroying technology and killing people and Randy plays along, shooting randomly into the air, but he overhears that they plan to bomb Colorado and then every state after that, but they'd 'Keep some chicks around so they could repopulate'. Randy is shocked and goes to the mayor and tells him, but he doesn't believe him. Randy goes to his family, but discovers that they don't believe him either. Randy then gets on a horse in a cowboy outift, runs towards the 'cowboys' wildly and starts shooting everything he sees. He kills four of them and the leader asks him why he is killing 'His own kind' confusing Randy. One of the 'cowboys then runs up holding Stan, saying that he was trying to escape, so the 'cowboys' prepare to shoot him, only for Randy to start screaming madly and shooting into the air, while the 'cowboys' stare at him confused. The gunshot attracts the attention of the police, who arrest the 'cowboys', but first they sue Randy for killing four of them, but the police reply that, if they're fourty and they live with their moms, we don't give a f*ck. Randy then dramatically walks into the sunset.

As a subplot, Stan and Shelley make several ridiculous plots to escape, but they are always caught due to fighting. They form a truce, but Shelley ditches Stan for an attractive boy and Stan is left far out of town, on his own, where his commentary parodies Bear Grills as he eats anything to survive. A 'cowboy' comes across him and offers him a ride into town, but Stan asks 'Why are you wearing that queer little outfit', causing the 'cowboy' to start crying and take Stan to the leader, where Randy saves him, as seen above.

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Absent: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch.

Here it Comes Again

Summary: In a parody of '2012', Butters is convinced by Cartman that the world is about to end so starts preparing himself to try and survive, but when he discovers that no one else believes it, he tries to convince them for fear of being the only boy left on earth, but he and Cartman soon go on a wild adventure to stop the Japanese from causing 2012!

Plot: Cartman is in the school sciene lab and looks at a piece of his hair through a microscope and, horrified, calls Butters over. He explains to Butters that his piece of hair is getting lighter, therefore a solar flare must be coming. Butters is confused so Cartman asks him if he's seen '2012', and he says, 'The Japanese are gonna use the solar flare to kill us all!'. Butters curiously buys a DVD of '2012' and watches it, and is horrified by what he sees.

The South Park Scouts go on a camping trip, where Butters tries to explain to the others that the world is gonna end because it happened in '2012', but all they say is 'That was a sh*t movie'. Butters exasperatedly tries to prove it, but they ask if he's feeling ok and he is sent home for being thought ill. Cartman confronts Butters and explains that no one will believe them because only they can see. Cartman flies to Japan, where they are still recovering from the tsunami last year. Cartman says that they used the tsunami as a way to stop people from believing that they would cause '2012' and Butters foolishly believes him. The two go to the president of Japan, where they accuse him of being 'A f*cking d*ckhole terrorist' and they are thrown in jail.

Butters starts crying because he doesn't wanna be a 'do-no-gooder' and Cartman slaps him and puts faith in him that they will save the world! Butters' and Cartman's parents are called and angrily pay the bale for the boys to be released, but Cartman believes that it is a trap, and the Japanese will 'accidentally' murder them so their plan will never be revealed, not knowing what their parents did. Cartman and Butters go back to the president's office, but don't talk to him and instead snoop around for evidence, but Cartman is caught and says that Butters 'forced him to do it' and Butters is flown out of Japan and permanentely barred from the country. Butters asks Cartman why he did that and what they will do now and Cartman says 'We just wait, they're scared now. We did it' and Butters asks why, so Cartman walks off sighing and muttering Butters' name.

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Eric Cartman vs The World (and Gingers)

Summary: When Cartman is beaten in a spelling bee by a ginger, he angrily continues his hate speeches against gingers, causing him to be abducted by them and brought to Scott Tenorman, who gives him 7 deadly challenges.......

Plot: South Park Elementary is holding a spelling bee and Cartman is using an earphone and Butters to cheat, but in the final round, he is up against a ginger, who, before it starts, finds Butters and locks him in the bathroom. Cartman is then easily defeated and is angered by the humiliation, so spends the whole night starting Facebook and Twitter campaigns, drawing signs of gingers with an X through them, and recruiting members via phone calls, but all of them angrily exclaim that it's 2.00am in morning and refuse to join, but Cartman manages to bully Butters into it.

The next day in school, Cartman and Butters march around with their 'F*ck Gingers!' signs and Kyle starts yelling at Cartman and the two start fighting, and they are both sent to Mr Mackey's office, where Cartman claims that since Kyle is ginger, he just lost control and attacked him, so Kyle gets detention.

That night while Cartman is sleeping, several gingers sneak into his room, grab him and run off with him. Cartman awakens tied up with Scott Tenorman in front of him, who explains that 'The Gingers Will Have Their Revenge!' and the pair have a large argument where Cartman taunts Scott about his parents being dead, only for Scott to remind him that they had the same father, so Cartman replies 'Godamn Gingers......'. He unties Cartman, who is then escorted into a Roman-esque gladiator ring, where Scott explains that he will have to defeat the seven most powerful gingers! Cartman accuses him of cruelty to normal people, causing Scott to ask 'Do you really think that will help you?'. The first Ginger comes out with a chess board and challenges Cartman to a game. Cartman angrily tries to leave, but is repeatedly tazed until he plays. Hours later he defeats the Ginger, and another comes out with another chess board causing Cartman to cry out in anger. After defeating six Gingers, Cartman prepares for a fight for his last match and Scott Tenorman comes out...... holding a chess board. Cartman goes crazy and starts beating up random gingers and Scott Tenorman angrily decides to punish him, with a slushee from the chilli that his parents died in. Tenorman starts drowning Cartman in it when Kyle and Mr Mackey show up, as Kyle thought that it was 'pretty predictable'. Scott Tenorman screams and starts throwing his clothes at them and runs off. Cartman thanks Kyle, who then punches him in the face for seemingly no reason. Cartman then explains that he has grown to accept Gingers, but now hel 'f*cking hates chess!'

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Notes: This episode is a parody of the comic book, video game and movie 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World'.

Absent: Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick (appear in crowd scenes)

The Blog

Summary: The kids of South Park discover a blogging site that they post their whole lives onto and never leave, but when Kyle is banned from the site by Sheila, who he insults enough to have her be 'done with him', so Kyle makes many desperate attempts to win back his mom's love so that he can continue blogging, but she's already taken an interest in one of Kyle's friends, who soon starts replacing him!

Plot: Sheila tells Kyle to go to bed and he refuses, so Sheila repeats herself, not believing what she heard, and Kyle says, louder 'No mom, I'm blogging!'. Kyle then explains, without looking away from the computer screen, that 'it's the latest fad and to not do what you normally do' and Sheila gets annoyed. Kyle then explains how she always ruins everything and tries to f*ck his life up, as he is not thinking, being too focused on his site. Sheila angrily bans him from internet blogging. Kyle pleads with his mom, but Sheila just walks away claiming 'I'm ashamed of you Kyle. I can't call you my son anymore'.

Kyle goes to school the next day and explains his problem to his friends, and Cartman exclaims with happiness that the only Jew on the blog will be gone. Kyle then gives Cartman an elbow squeeze and he screams with pain. Cartman then suggests that if Kyle really wants to get back to the blog then he'll have to suck up to his mom, and Stan and Kenny agree that it might work.

During dinner at the Broflovski's, Kyle starts being far more polite and 'sweet', but Gerald then explains that 'you really upset your mother. And to suck up to us like a whiny little p*ssy is NOT helping'. Kyle then goes up to his room and discovers that his computer is gone, and Gerald explains that Sheila has taken it, as he no longer deserves it. The doorbell rings and Kyle goes down to answer it, and it is Cartman, who asks if Kyle wants to come out, after overhearing what was going on from outside Kyle's window. Kyle storms upstairs angrily and Sheila invites Cartman in and makes him some hot chocolate, even more ashamed of Kyle for leaving Cartman there. Kyle comes down a few hours later and discovers Sheila, Ike and Cartman playing 'Jew Life', Kyle's favourite boardgame. Sheila then shoos Kyle away and tells him to go out and play. Cartman sticks out his tongue at Kyle as he leaves.

Kyle goes over to Stan's house and claims that he fears his mom is replacing him with Cartman. Stan tells him not to be so paranoid and shows him his new Xbox game, but Kyle is too upset to play and leaves, despite Stan begging him not to leave him, as Shelley walks into the room smiling and Stan can be heard screaming as Kyle leaves.

The next morning, he discovers that Sheila invited Cartman over again to play, after having so much fun last night. As Cartman arrives, Kyle angrily attacks him and tells him to f*ck off, but Sheila overhears and is about to intrude when Cartman replies that he is happy to steal Kyle's life and proceeds to sing 'nah nah nah nah nah nah!' repeatedly until Sheila walks in and glares at Cartman, before kicking him out of the house, and it starts raining. Sheila becomes upset that she can't do anything as a mother anymore and Kyle comforts her, and the two start bonding again. Sheila tells Kyle he can have his computer back, and Kyle promises not to go blogging anymore. The two smile happily and Cartman takes a picture, and then posts it on the blog as a form of revenge.

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Absent: Butters Stotch

I'm an Appaholic.

Summary: Stan is encouraged by the others to start buying apps on his iPhone, but soon he becomes obsessed with them and his friends try to stop his addiction! And Cartman tries to invent a new app!

Plot: It begins with Stan walking up to the boys in the school playground, who are playing 'Angry Birds: Space' on their iPhones. Stan asks why they are playing 'stupid games' on their phones, which should be for emergencies. Cartman shakes his head and walks off, disappointed in Stan. Kyle explains that having the latest apps is what's cool nowadays so Stan downloads an app, the original 'Angry Birds' annd starts playing it, but other kids start walking away from him and Kyle explains that Stan has to have the latest apps, like 'Angry Birds Space', but Stan exclaims that he already spent all his money on songs.

That night, Stan asks Randy for money for apps and Randy has a long flashback of when he was addicted to apps, but Stan stops him saying 'I remember dad, it was just last week' and he promises not to become addicted so Randy stupidluy lets Stan share an iTunes account with him. Stan downloads 'Angry Birds Space' and goes into school the next day with it, but Cartman just looks at him, shouts 'F*G!' and walks off with everyone else. Kyle explains to Stan that you have to get all the latest games, and now the latest game is 'Angry Birds Jungle', enraging Stan.

That night Stan comes up with the idea to just download every 'Angry Birds' game and then he won't be left out. He does so and starts playing one on impulse. The next day at school, Stan doesn't show up and Kyle thinks nothing of it, thinking he just has the flu, until Craig informs him that 'latecomers to apps sometimes go bad.....'. Kyle shrugs it off, but when Stan is absent for two more days, he and Kenny go to visit him and see that he has gained wait and has barely slept, as he is completely addicted to Angry Birds. Kyle and Kenny are shocked by what they see and try to get Stan to come outside, but he stubbornly refuses.

Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Jimmy then stage an intervention after many failed attempts to get Stan to come outside, where Stan ends up getting the therapist and Butters addicted Angry Birds too! Kyle gets upset and believes that he ruined his best friend's life, and goes home, saddened by what Stan has become. Kyle sees Clyde, Craig and a few others playing 'Temple Run' the next day and realises that he could use this to stop Stan's addiction. Kyle runs over to Stan's house and tackles him before he can download it, and asks him to think of what has happened over the last few days. Stan sighs and realises what happened, but then sits down to one more game, enraging Kyle.

Kenny then suggests to Kyle that they simply, destroy his phone, and the pair sneak into his room in the middle of the night, after stealing some of Cartman's 'sneaking into Kyle's room and sh*tting on his stuff' gear, and they sneak into his room and try to take it from his now grubby hands while he snores, but they wake him up and he starts yelling at them and they are arrested, but Kenny resists arrest and is tazed repeatedly, but the guard drops the tazer and it falls into Kenny's mouth and he swallows it, killing him.

Meanwhile Cartman realises the sucess of the apps and decides to try and invent his own. He comes up with 0 ideas and turns to Butters, hoping for his usual sidekick to help, but Butters is too addicted to his new iPhone 3G. Cartman then turns to Jimmy, who asks him if it will end up with Kanye West becoming a gay fish again (in reference to 'Fishsticks'). Cartman angrily has a tantrum, and Token offers to help with his genius idea, but Cartman claims that black people can't be creative and walks off. The next day he comes up with an app idea, 'Kill the Blacks', a first person shooter where you simply shoot black people for as long as you want. He bullies all the school nerds into working on it and they design it. It is released onto the appstore and is a complete failure, and Token shows Cartman his 'Blackify Yourself' app, which became much more popular, much to Cartman's shock.

Kyle sees Cartman's app and convinces Stan to play it. He plays it once and is so horrified by how bad it is that he deletes all the games from his phone and yells at Kyle for not telling him how weird he was being ages ago. Kyle just glares at him. At the end, Butters is shown in his room with the curtains closed like a vampire, playing on his father's iPhone obsessively.

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Kenny's Death: Accidentally swallows a tazer.

The Small Timers

Summary: Sick of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny getting to have all the fun, Clyde and some other boys decide to form a group to have adventures just like the four, but having adventures is harder than they thought......

Plot: During a normal school day in South Park Elementary, the CIA come into the classroom and drag out Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, because of something to do with 'German Cactus Disease'. The rest of the class are left confused, with Mr Garrison complaining about 'stupid assholes skipping school'.

During break, Clyde, Craig and Jimmy realise that the boys get to have all the fun and even get to miss school, so eventually Clyde comes up with the idea that they could start their own group, with Jimmy enthusiastic and Craig not, but the pair soon convince him. The trio then think of what they could do, not wanting a fourth person. They attempt to sneak out of school, but fail and attempt to cause mischief in the playground, but everyone ignores them. They realise they need a more creative person to join their group, but fail to think of someone. While walking miserably around South Park, realising they can never have fun, they discover Butters stuck to the side of an ice-cream van and being dragged around South Park, after he tried to order but got his shirt caught in the wheel. The trio realise they can use Butters to end up in fun situations. The boys confront Butters and tell ask him what he's doing. He says he's going to the circus, and they decide to accompany him, having nothing better to do.

The four boys arrive at the circus, where they discover it's actually a freak show, but Butters doesn't understand the difference, and after seeing several freaks of nature being forced to dance, they attempt to leave, but get lost and end up in the ringleader's tent, where they discover his pet, ManBearPig. Al Gore then runs into the tent and accuses them of being victims and starts wrestling ManBearPig, who is actually asleep. The boys watch in confusion for a minute, but get bored and leave, but are caught by the ringleader, who thinks they helped Al Gore find ManBearPig, as he had been driving the circus nuts for ages. He decides to punish the boys by making them his b*tches, and they will travel with the circus. He describes the job in a parody of 'Cirque du Freak'. The boys say no and walk off, but they see Al Gore being eaten by ManBearPig and he screams for help, but they just walk off.

The next day, they ask the boys how they end up having so many strange adventues, and they just shrug and say, it just comes to us. Craig and Clyde agree that it is actually 'Boring as f*ck' and walk off, leaving Butters and Jimmy behind, who ask to hang out with the boys, who then walk off with Jimmy, leaving Butters alone.

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Reach for the Balls

Summary: The fathers of the South Park boys discover soccer and go to the Colorado State Government and convince them to start a Colorado Soccer Cup, and the boys are uninterested, but when they discover the prize, they quickly try to form a team to try and win! But they lose hope when they discover who their coach will be.......

Plot: While out drinking, Randy and the other fathers try to get home while extremely drunk, so get the bus, but the bus driver kicks them out in the middle of nowhere because of Randy constantly giving him abuse. The fathers wander around the village they're in and discover kids playing soccer and, in their drunk states, convince themselves that football is good for the children and they pass out on the field that the kids are playing on.

The next morning, the mothers and children drive out to the town the fathers are in, after seeing on the headlines of the newspaper 'A Massive Gangbang of Drunks on a Soccer Pitch'. The mothers yell at the fathers and 'ground them' from going out drinking for a month, causing them to sulk and moan. Randy starts to remember soccer during his hangover and reminds the other fathers, remembering it as an amazing sport. The hungover fathers agree and go to the Colorado State Government and convince them to have a Colorado Soccer League, and after much yelling and Randy threatening to 'take a sh*t on the mayor's grandchildren' the Colorado State Government agree, but inform them that every team needs a coach.

The fathers excitedly tell their kids, who are horrified, but when their Xboxes are at risk of being sold, they cave in. The fathers look for a coach, and Mr Garrison agrees, and the fathers are about to turn him down when Randy points out that 'f*gs can't coach football', so Garrison threatens to sue them. They allow him to become coach and beg him not to sue. The boys are even more horrified than before when they discover that Mr Garrison will be their coach and just refuse to play, until the prize is revealed, a year's supply of KFC. The boys eagerly go to training, where Mr Garrison gives awful advice, telling them to 'grab your opponent by the balls and kick the football' and many other awful ideas, using Mr Slave as a demonstration. The boys beg their fathers to get a new coach, but they say no out of fear of being sued.

Stan then decides to take over and trains the boys privately after Garrison's practice. Stan teaches them fair skills and they win many games until they get to the finals. But the other team in the finals are tough kids who beat up Butters as a threat, warning the boys not to win. The boys fearfully go to Mr Garrison, who cheerfully agrees to train them, and he teaches them many vicious tricks and they leave for the game.

After being assured by Mr Garrison that he won't sue them, the fathers decide to go to the finals, the first match they have attended. They watch with horror as the boys viciously beat up the other team, but the referee hadn't turned up, so they picked someone randomly from the crowd, who was revealed to be blind and deaf, although for some reason no one noticed, so the boys get away with beating up the other boys and making them cry. The boys win and the fathers say they didn't know soccer was so violent so they take the boys home before they can claim the prize, enraging them.

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Notes: Kenny appears without his parka in this episode and his face isn't covered at all, but he resides in the background for most of the episode.

Mrs Cartman

Summary: Cartman is sick of having to do so much work in life. In school he has to concentrate now, or risk being expelled, and at home, his mother has finally taken a stand, so Cartman can't eat what he wants anymore. But then he discovers a way to be fed what he wants when he wants and not have do anything. The 'House of the Elderly' is about to get a new resident, introducing Little Old Mrs Olive DiLady.

Plot: Cartman is shown in the principal's office being told off for not doing any homework and his mother is called in, and she is informed that he has failed his last three tests disasterously and that if he doesn't put more effort in, he'll be expelled. Liane comments that she had no idea, and Victoria asks her if Cartman has studied at all, and Liane sighs and reveals that he hasn't. Cartman yells at her for being 'a traitor' and storms off, pushing over all the nerdy kids in his path. Victoria suggests that Liane be more strict with Cartman, not letting him do whatever he wants and punishing him for not doing homework from now on.

At home, Cartman prepares to eat, and Liane gives him a plate of vegetables, causing him to cry out 'What the f*ck is this?' and Liane sending him to his room with no supper for that. Cartman tries to kill himself by jumping out his window, but lands on his back and cries out in pain, but Liane can't hear him and it starts raining.

The next day in school, Cartman uses a cane to balance his back in school and Butters says that he looks like one of those 'wrinkly old people'. Cartman then comes up with the idea to disguise himself as an old lady and enrol at the South Park old people home, 'The House of the Old' and he gets Butters to buy him a load of old lady clothes, causing Butter's parents to think he's homosexual. Cartman goes to a gay man and pays him for a face mask and a body suit and he is made to look like an old lady in a Mrs Doubtfire parody scene. Butters stares at him funny, convinced that he's finally gone crazy, but then Cartman points out that that's the point, as according to him, all old people are crazy.

Butters anonymously signs Cartman up as Mrs Olive DiLady (Ol DiLady for short, which when put together sounds like Old Lady) and he is placed in a room and expects amazing treatment, but discovers that the workers mess with the senile old people and tease them, bullying them. Cartman convinces the old people to resist, but the workers put him in the 'Naughty Cellar' overnight, where Cartman gets very hungry. The next morning he tries to escape the home, but due to his back injury, he fails to escape and is punished by being sent back into the 'Naughty Cellar'. He then tries to call Butters, who tries to break him out, but then they are both put in the 'Naughty Cellar'.

Cartman desperately begs the old people to help him escape, and only two agree to help. They start annoying the workers but one sees Cartman fleeing and chases him, but one of the old ladies tackles him and shoves his head into some mush that is served to the old people, which is revolting.

Cartman escapes and tells Butters that being old is gay, and that killing himself is a lot easier, so he turns on his mom's car and falls asleep in it. Butters tries to stop him, thinks about how annoying Cartman is, shrugs and walks off.

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I Am Not a Legend (Yet)

Summary: Cartman tries to become famous, but when one of his attempts goes disasterously wrong, Butters becomes famous and Cartman must think of a way to take his place, while the other boys try to protect Butters from Cartman's jealousy.

Plot: It begins with helicopters flying around a building that Cartman stands on top of with a gun. A news reporter claims that 'Young Eric Cartman is standing out of reach of the police and is threatening to kill himself. It is presumed to be because he's so fat' causing Cartman to shout down through a microphone that he conveniently had up there with him that 'Hey! I'm not fat, I'm big boned'. He then shoots himself in the head and the title screen shows 'two minutes ago' supposedly to explain why he was killing himself, but it actually just repeats the first two minutes. The police discover that Cartman had fired a blank, even though he insists that he shot himself and survived, so he must be the miracle boy, but everyone just walks off calling him 'an attention seeking little f*ggot'.

The next day Cartman asks the others if they cared why he shot himself. They say no, but he explains to them that he's always wanted to be famous for something anyway. Kyle just sighs, asks him if this is gonna end up like it does every week and walks off. Stan and Kenny follow. Cartman angrily tries to prove that he could be famous and tries to kill himself, but the police no longer care, just calling him an 'attention seeking f*ggot' again, enraging him. He tries to think of new ways to become famous and thinks that maybe he could become a singer, so spends all night writing a song and realises that he needs a guitarist, and ironically, Butters has been getting lessons. The two perform the song 'Orgasm Invasion', which is hated by everyone and Cartman explains to Butters that he googled all the terms in the song and doesn't really understand them. The crowd surprisinly ask for an encore, and when Cartman runs on they tell him to get out of the way and start praising Butters for his guitarist skills. Butters plays for the viewers and in a montage, Butters is shown becoming increasingly famous, while Cartman watches angrily on his television. Cartman swears revenge and thinks that Butters purposely betrayed him and plots revenge. Kyle hears him screaming revenge from outside.

Just before one of Butters gigs, Kyle, Stan and Kenny run up to him to wish him good luck and Kyle warns him about Cartman. Butters doubts that Cartman would really be that evil and the others stare at him in disbelief and wish him luck again as he is called on stage. Cartman is shown on a building across from Butters holding a sniper and getting ready to kill him when the other three see him and run up to him, where he reveals that he will shoot Butters and then shoot the three of them and then himself in the leg, and claim that there was an assassin who killed Butters and then tried to kill them, but Cartman fought him off, but too late, which would make his story famous. Kyle calls him a jack*ss and Cartman fires at him, but misses and hits Kenny in the leg, causing him to hop off the edge of the building holding his leg in pain. He prepares to shoot the other two when a real assassin arrives to shoot Butters, and he takes the three hostage.

Butters starts his concert and the assassin prepares to fire, when he steps on a certain spot that Cartman warns him not to step on. He does and is ejected off the building and lands in a tree, and is impaled by it, dying. Cartman explains that that was gonna be the way he'd explain defeating the assassin, and when Kyle points out all the flaws in that plan, then Cartman explains them all with more questions, confusing everyone.

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Kenny's Death: Shot in the foot with a sniper and hops off of the side of a building in pain.

Iron Balls and Captain MegaKnob vs Dr NoJob

Summary: The boys discover some comics at Kenny's house that he wrote. And when they read them, Cartman decides to try and promote them, but the other comic makers aren't too happy about it......

Plot: Kenny is shown in his room drawing a comic and the comic world is shown, where Iron Balls (a parody of Iron Man) and Captain MegaKnob (a parody of Captain America) are fighting against the evil Dr NoJob, who constantly destroys sexual relationships (hence NoJob instead of Blowjob). Captain MegaKnob and Iron Balls use many sexual related powers including 'Oral Attacl' which has Iron Balls inhale several objects and turn them into 'white fluid' which he spits at Dr NoJob. Dr NoJob flees and Iron Balls and Captain MegaKnob are praised by all for 'saving sexual intercourse'!

Back in the real world, Kenny goes to the toilet and Stan, Kyle and Cartman enter his room looking for him and see his comics. They read it and think it's amazing. They ask Kenny about it when he comes into the room and he asks them why they're in his room, and the three fail to think of an answer, so Kenny shouts 'PAEDOS!' and kicks them out of his house to return to his comics. Cartman comments that they need those comics, since they could be really successful and could make them fortunes, but Kyle says that they can't just take Kenny's stuff, but Stan sides with Cartman. Kyle angrily follows them as they enter Kenny's house. They confront Kenny, convincing him to use the comics to become famous. Kenny eventually agrees.

The four enter Comic Con 2012 and are amazed by some of the comics on display. The boys set up a stand with Kenny's comics, and get many customers. As one of them walks off with a comic, the comic book world is entered again. D*ck's Fury is shown calling all the heroes to his base, and Iron Balls and Captain MegaKnob are joined by Whor, The Gigantic Junk, Sexy Widow, and PedoEye. D*ck's Fury explains that the evil Smoki has been attracting all the women towards himself and leaving everyone else with no one to have sex with. The heroes race to stop Smoki, who dazzles them all to the point of unconsciousness with his 'smokyness'.

Back at Comic Con 2012, Cartman tells the others that they have to sabotage the other stalls to stop them from stealing their customers, but the others tell him to shut up. Cartman sneaks over to the Marvel stall and, in his threat warning them to stay away, informs them of their successful comics. A Marvel worker goes over to the boys stall and watches them with binoculars even though he's standing right in front of them. The boys call the cops and tell them there is a pedo watching them and the guy runs off. The boys realise they need backup and Kenny fearfully guards his comics, while Cartman sees Butters, who is here to see the 'Green Lantern Guy' from that movie, and Cartman calls him a f*g under his breath, but recruits Butters to guard the comics, and makes Kyle promise to get in line for Ryan Reynolds autograph, where people stare at him in the line, thinking he's gay. Kyle swears at Cartman under his breath and realises he has to go to the toilet.

The Marvel workers inform DC of the new rivals (the boys) and they team together and dress up in costumes as Batman and Spiderman, but are stopped on their way to the boys stand by obsessive fans looking for autographs.Butters keeps a look out in a spy-esque way, while Stan realises that he has a talent for selling things to people, and the two sell many comics.

Back in the comic world, the heroes wake up in de-sexyness chambers, where they struggle to escape before being de-sexified, but manage to. They battlle Smoki again and resist his 'smokyness' by covering their eyes and attacking anything that moves. After killing PedoEye and Whor, Iron Balls and Captain MegaKnob look at Sexy Widow and use the 'WANK ATTACK' to drown Smoki in a wave of semen, saving the world from no sex.

In the real world, Kyle gives up waiting and runs to the toilet, causing Butters not to get his autograph and angrily leave. Since Stan and Cartman are too distracted selling comics, the Marvel and DC guys get through, and have a nerd battle with Kenny, who wins. The DC guy has a cigarette to keep his Batman voice going and accidentally burns down Comic Con, but everyone who's important manages to get out.

The nerds and writers look at the burning festival and realise that comics are gay and walk off, while Kenny cries and cradles the ashes of his incinerated comics, and Cartman says to him, 'P*ssy'.

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Creativeness 0

Summary: Terrance and Philip are taken off the air and the boys try to fill the void of good foreign TV, but when they watch British TV, they are horrified by how uncreative it has become and try to take it off the air, while Terrance and Philip search for employment.

Plot: TBA

Rating: N/A

Operation Stormjacker

Summary: After accidentally stopping a murderer, Stan is brought to the attention of a very big organisation, who need him to stop a paedophilic terrorist...... Stan Marsh, welcome to the CIA.

Plot: TBA

Rating: N/A

Notes: This episode is a parody of the Alex Rider series, especially the first book 'Stormbreaker'.

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