Hello. My name is JJHero (my mother had a weird taste in names - she named my brother DuckSquash69). Anyway, I like coming up with South Park stories, but rarely find the time to finish them off with scripts, so mostly you'll only find stories from me.

Oh, and sorry about the bad grammar, I have to type from my phone, which thinks it can phrase sentences better than me (spellcheck), but it can't. If you like my stories, give me a message and hopefully I can read yours too!

Oh, and my favourite things are lasers and combustion, my favourite colour is black and I am a turtle (as far as you know). Hero Out.

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