Eric Cartman has been made fun of for being fat for so long, so he goes on a diet to become a healthier and skinnier person. But there's one problem, he's seeing sweets and junk food everywhere, and seeing all that food is making him go nuts. Kenny and Clyde have gone to Biloxi to enjoy the relaxing sights and the adventure.
The blue-and-yellow hatted kid named Brimmy has his normal life full of everyday challenges, but when a new girl moves to town, he falls in love with her and becomes antisocial and shy towards her, so he asks Stan and Kyle to help him get meet the girl of his dreams
Craig and the rest of his gang has gotten bored, so they decide to put on a freak show for the people of South Park, but when the ringmaster sees Kevin's contortion act, he decides to steal Kevin take him to Russia, so the the gang has to go to Russia to rescue Kevin.
Stan's Gang are roughing it in the wilderness. even though they're just camping. Things start to take a wrong turn when all the food and shelter mysteriously disappeared, so now they have to survive in the harsh wild, like many do. While Eric gone bonkers, the kid's parents were worried sick about their children's safety.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, and Dogpoo are playing pirates at Stan's house, but when a real treasure map flutters by in front of Stan's house, they discover there actually will be treasure, in which this makes Cartman feel very selfish and greedy with the reward that they can chase. This causes him and Butters to go hire a pirate crew to steal the treasure map from their grasp.
Stan was severely injured, and ended up in a hospital, and now he has robot parts to replace missing limbs. His life has been awesome, but the robotic chip on his hat malfunctions and causes Stan to turn into an terminator-like bot, which causes him to start to destroy the town against his will.
Craig lost his hat during school, so Tweek and Jimmy go to help Craig to find his missing hat at the end of the day. Unfortunately, they end up lost in the Lost Forest with a mysterious creature lurking around that primarily hunts down children.
Kyle has somehow managed to get his brain lost somewhere in South Park, in which this causes him to act dumb and moronic. This causes Kyle to fail his math test and actually enjoy Cartman's teasing, and this worries the rest of the boys. Now they have to find his brain before it's too late to bring the normal Kyle back.
Stan is sick and tired of being the only boy who thinks garbage and hunting is doing the whole world harm, so he tries to be the rolemodel the town is in need of, by picking up trash and protesting to prevent people from shooting animals and littering. Jimbo and Ned are in the middle of their hunting session.
The boys are being forced to go to a summer camp, but they find it way too lame for them. Except for Kyle, who thinks the summer camp is quite fun, but they'd rather go home instead of living in the horrible place for the season, while the girls are having fun at their summer camp.
Kenny just won the lottery's jackpot, which makes Cartman grow jealous when he sees Kenny with his new parka and a million dollars. Cartman decides to find a way to take away all of Kenny’s money. Stan and the other boys are enjoying Kenny's new luxury mansion.
Stan’s hang decides to challenge Craig’s gang to a band battle. One of them must win the prize, but unfortunately, Clyde's terrible guitar playing ruins his team's chances of winning, and causes them to lose as a total.
The Marshes are having a game night, but Randy goes a bit over-board with the whole "game night" stuff, as he keeps on winning. Stan and his mother must help Randy come back down to Earth with the events of their game night escalating.
The South Park Cows are playing baseball for the baseball tournement, but their next game they have to play against Colorado Springs Elementary School. The Cows desprately want to win the game to end the tournement as a whole.
Mr. Garrison has introduced the new student, Millie to the school. The girls believe that Millie came from Texas, so they ask Butters to date Millie, and everything goes as planned. Kenny has brought a stray rat home.
Stan has been taken away by some fancy people, while a look-a-like of Stan named “Jonathan Chesterfield” has moved to South Park. Stan has began to enjoy the modern life of richness, while Jonathan wasn't happy about the new shoes he has--and being called Stan.
Kenny wants to be a knight when he's grown-up, but due to getting killed alot, he wears strong armor to protect any damage. But when a real knight come to South Park, he demolishes all of the buildings.
Stan saw a castaway voodoo doll on the beach, and just when he started to touch the doll, he felt a sense of evil rush inside of him. All of the sudden, the evil spirits inside of the doll are taking over Stan and destroying the entire town, so Kyle, Cartman, Butters and Kenny have to try to stop the voodoo doll.
Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny have accidentally swapped bodies when they got beat up by a bully. Their new lives turned out great, but unfortunately it soon turned into a horrible nightmare. Now the boys want their old lives--and bodies--back.
The boys decide to go to Maine for the Lobster Festival, but all the lobsters went missing. So now the boys are helping the citizens of Maine to get the lobsters back, Tweek is having serious hallucinations and panic attacks.
This is a story of Louis. An average boy with an average life. After a while, he was startging to be treated like a slave by a group of bullies. Now he'll have to stay determined to stick up for himself and act like an older kid.
Stan and the others have been sweating and hot. They a hear familiar tune, and the ice cream truck appeared driving down the street. They want ice cream really badly, but the ice cream got melted and the ice cream driver can’t serve anybody ice cream. So now the kids have to depend on making their own ice cream.
The boys are playing an new medieval game called “Quest of Calvorn.” However, they got trapped in the game. So now they have to try to beat all the levels and get out of this game…or they'll stuck in this game…..FOREVER.
Kenny, Butters and Tweek are having fun with each other in Hawaii. But all this fun was ruined when a volcano erupted, and many people were killed or were burned by it. It's now up to the blondes to stop it, by making a sacrifice...
Cartman is disappointed because he can not be a cool guy. So now he's in a midlife crisis to fulfill his life, but some of his friends think he's pushing it too far. Clyde and Token are having a conversation about Jimmy.
Kenny sees an unusual "zipping" bug. Stan realizes the little creature is actually an skyfish. Kyle and Cartman think Stan and Kenny are insane, so they try to teach them that skyfish are a bunch of baloney. Brimmy and Emerald are creating an relationship.
The boys are at the trip at Las Vegas to see the world famous person, Wayne Newton, but he was taken by thugs. The boys have to save him before his song starts. Sharon and Sheila went for a girl’s night out.
Tweek saw the newest candy on the commercial called “Sugar Crave." When he tries this new candy, he begins to enjoy it a little too much, and soon he’s gone from an coffee addict to a candy craving lunatic.
Cartman has an idea for a talent show, Cartman and Butters use Kyle as a assistant for the snake charming, But it's infected on Kyle, and he is in mind control. Stan and Kenny declares to build the rocketship for the National NASA Parade.
The boys go to jail, and three of the inmates are scared of the prison. So they help the inmates, by taking their place,until, they re-meet their worst nightmare--Trent Boyett. They desprately need to escape the jail..or else they'll be spending time in jail with Trent Boyett for four long years.
The boys are watching a bunch of scary movies, but the DVD player suddenly brakes, and all the monsters came out of the TV and are terrorizing the citizens. They now have to stop the monsters from scaring all the citizens.
A new kid comes to South Park, and can copy other people's voices, and it's kinda annoying. Everyone wants to get rid of him, but it turns out, he was deaf and can't talk, and is very polite and a big sweetheart.
Stan and Kyle have really done it now. They think they stole one of the most valuable treasures, so they try to go incognito and hide from detection. Cartman and Butters are looking for fancy treasures.
The little heroes are saving the world yet again, but when seven new little villains started to bring havoc to South Park, so it's up to the heroes to stop the villains. Lola and Kyle are trapped in the villains' headquarters.
Craig lost all of his hair when he was combing. He went to the barber shop to get an new look. It's turns out it became more popular, which Stan grows jealous of. Cartman made a deal with Kyle to be his slave.
Kenny's Dad found out that Carol is gonna have a woman sleepover, without the boys ruining it. Cartman discovered the true meaning of Food Festival, and decided to run his own stand. Making fun of Lindsay Lohan for portraying her as a glutton.
Mr. Mackey wants his head shrunken down to normal size. Unfortunately, the procedure goes awry and his head ends up really, really small, about the size of a tennis ball. Meanwhile, Tuong Lu Kim fixes up City Wok as it has gotten rather shabby.
Wendy has moved away from South Park, which causes Stan's mental health to downward spiral and ends up trying to commit suicide, and his friends need to find him a new girlfriend before he tries hurting himself further.
The boys are at Fond Du Lac for the charity for the poor, but Cartman becomes very greedy and tries to keep the cash for himself, so he decides to steal all the money that the boys give to the charity.
Stan and Kyle try to discover if the Loch Ness Monster is real or not, so Stan tries to pretend to be a female Loch Ness Monster to lure the real one, but the fisherman captured Stan, believing that’s he the actual lake monster.
Pip is back, but the boys aren’t happy about him being alive once more. Pip wants to tell people why he's now alive and can't stay dead just like Kenny. Butters and Clyde are practicing their musical instruments.
Stan and the others find kids who cry blood as tears, a boy that has paper as a real human body, and a girl with a million teeth. Stan and Butters decide to join the competition by being the weirdest kids, but when the competition was dropped, the visitors abduct the weird kids, as well as Stan and Butters
Stan and Kyle entering a Garden Contest, but end up planting a monstrous man-eating plant who eats all the citizens of South Park, while Cartman and Butters go to Brazil to find the treasures that lie there, but end up lost in a forest.
The boys got lost when their parents accidentally kicked them out of the car. The boys go loopy and start to have the weirdest migraines, but the boys must stay strong to conquer the heat, pain, tortunes and illusions.
Tweek starts having a skittish breakdown when he is completeing in a wrestling competition with the most famous child wrestler “Dynamite Kid." So Craig, Kevin and Jason have to properly train Tweek at all costs, or else Tweek get crushed by him.
All the children are learning about the difference between dark, satire, comedy, adult cartoons and funny, madcap, slapstick, comedy cartoons, so they make a lesson video about how life’s just like being a cartoon.
Cartman decided to make his own version of “The Little Red Riding Hood” with “The Little Red Riding Kyle." Kyle is quite embarrassed about the book and the fact that it became popular, so Stan and Kyle need to stop the book's popularity from skyrocketing.
The boys see a boy chewing on a stick. The boys--besides Cartman and Kennt--were so distracted and confused with his chewing, that they became low IQ replicas of that boy. Cartman and Kenny need to help the boys to become normal again.
Stan is terrified when the hunters in Connecticut are killing the poor, helpless whales, so Stan wants to protect the whales, by making the C.W.P.P., the Connecticut Whale Protection Program, and so did Cartman and Kenny.
An new disease is causing Kenny having oddly swirling eyes, sharper teeth, and is always randomly rampaging, and it’s infecting other people too. It’s now up to the kids and the citizens who weren't infected to save the town, before it's too late.
The boys are entering a skiing contest, but when Cartman lands on the finishing line first, he wins a million dollars. Cartman becomes obessed with skiing so much, that he begins playing it again just to earn money, but Kyle thinks that he's just being a greedy jerk--as always.
Craig and Kevin are really excited when the famous astronaut “Neil Armstrong” landed on the moon, but both of them have never been to the moon before, so the two boys go to space to be the first two children to step foot to the moon.
The boys were practicing for the “Ugly Face Contest." As the contest is about to begin, the boys take on the lead for the wackiest faces, but the girls use their secret weapon, Bebe. The boys were so sick just seeing Bebe's faces, that they ended up getting awfully sick.
Cartman was killed in a car accident. Jesus won’t let Cartman into Heaven hence his bad personality, and just before he was sent to hell, Cartman wants to become a better, nicer and more gentle person than he was before.
Kenny is a nervous wreck about his home, while Stan, Kyle and Cartman are playing ninjas..yet again, Kenny asks the guys if they can remodel his house, so Stan, Kyle and Cartman decided to rebuild Kenny’s house into a beautiful home before the home inspector comes.
There's a new sale of taffies at the candy store. However, some of the taffies taste terrible, so the kids try to discover who behind all of this. Pip gets stretched out--and killed--by the taffy machine.
The Japanese want to their company to be a success, so they turn the Chinpokomon toys into real-life creatures who can be their friends, evolve, and battle. The kids seem to enjoy it so far, while the parent think they're taking the whole "real-Chinpokomon" thing too far.
Stan and Dogpoo are trying a the new beer called "Drunken Funk," but they got really addicted to the beer, and got super drunk, including Randy. Kyle's worried that Stan and his friends are going to start to cause mayhem.
The boys are going to Twin Cities, Minnesota, but they wound up in Tri Cities. The boys see some places that are very similar to Twin Cities. Bebe has become the second "Jew kid" in the school, because of the boys.
Mr. Garrison is taking the kids to San Antonio to learn the history of the Alamo. While the class is learning, the Ghosts of The Alamo came around and started haunting the children. Randy and Gerald are getting ready for the "History Boat."
Terrance and Phillip are back with more fart jokes, and the boys are estatic about the Canadian duo's new movie entitled; "Terrance and Philip: The Fart and The Furious." However, there's just one problem, the movie starts at midnight, so the boys decide to sneak out of their houses.
A new goth girl is hitting on Kenny, but the boys worry that Kenny will become a goth and possibly want to end his life by commiting suicide, so Stan, Kyle and Cartman go undercover by dressing themselves up as goths.
Dogpoo is fed up with his terrible smell, so he choses to live in a pile of muck and garbage, while his parents are worried sick about him and want him back, when Dogpoo discovers that he's now a garbage dinosaur-like creature.
Token has lost all of his family's money when his parents came back from the casino, while Cartman teases him, Kyle tries to help Token to be the richest kid again. Stan and Wendy go on a romantic cruise, with Clyde as the third wheeler.
Randy has really done it, big time now. Randy uses his cum to make a sandwich stand, in which he got arrested for. Stan has to rescue his dad by with a jailbreak. Cartman decides to run “Cumwich” since Stan’s dad's arrestment.
The alien visitors have abducted the boys, and have started to experiment on them. The boys must use their strength, stealth, and blending in to escape the alien motherboard, while the parents are very worried about their boys.
Stan, Kyle and Butters are taking a trip to Mexico. The people of Mexico see that Mantequilla (Butters) has returned. Kyle and Stan are puzzled about it for the time being, until they hear the legends of Mantequilla.
The people in the town meeting are talking about the assassinator on the loose, and that town is not safe from the killer, while Stan and the others warn all the kids about the killer, by inviting all the kids to Stan’s house for their own meeting.
Kyle is in a coma after a skydiving incident, and during this, he's living in his own world. He sees that there's a house for rent, then his dream comes true, there’s no Cartman. Kyle wishes that this world could become a reality.
Cartman is watching a TV show about Shamanism, and soon he desides that he'll give it a try. Randy is learning the history of George Washington and then downright killed Washington and became the first president of the United States.
Shelly and Stan have to babysit their baby sister “Maggie Marsh," but the baby has escaped and now Shelly and Stan have to go out on their own to find their baby sister, before their parents return and ground them.
Mr. Kim is planning to change his Chinese restaurant into a five-star hotel. so he tears down his restaurant. The boys are dumbfounded about his new hotel. Cartman has a gluttony problem on his shoulders.
Cartman and Wendy are having a gender war...yet again. This time, the girls dress up as boys to prove that boys are stupid and ignorant, while the boys dress up as girls, to prove to them that they're sassy and bossy, and Stan is clearly not approving of their actions.
Craig and Those Guys are dressed up as the JLA superheroes. Craig as Superman, Tweek as Wonder Woman, Clyde as Elongated Man, Jimmy as The Flash, and Token as Aquaman. The other superheroes took them, and mistaken them as they're real superheroes.
A new kid is very anxious about any loud noises, so the boys and all the other citizens of South Park have to be very quiet, but there's just one problem--the motorcycle gang don't listen to rules, and make alot of noise with their motorcycles.
Stan has a cold, so his friends told Stan to rest, and tried to make him feel better, but it gets worse..Stan become a runny nose zombie that can infect other people as well, so they have to think of a plan to save Stan and the others before it can spread any further.
The Canadian Television Company has cancelled Terrance and Phillip, leaving the kids to dwell in their sadness and anger. A new show called “Gilbert and Frank" takes the original's place, and it’s a total rip-off of Terrance and Phillip.
The kids are doing their homework, and the question “What did the kids of the 1800’s do in their quality time?” appeared. Unfortunately, they have no idea, so they go to the 1800’s to find the answer to their homework's question.
Butters is in a pickle. When he lied to his father, his hair began to grow. Now whenever he lies, his hair grows a lttle longer, and Cartman wants to get Butters into serious trouble. Kyle and David are watching a movie about the terrors of religions.
One of the Raisins girls--Mercedes, has been drawing hearts in her notebook. The gang finds out that she fell in love with a boy that had been nice to her and protected her from a violent attack and not seeing her as a sex toy. They soon find out that her crush is Pete, one of the goths.
Henrietta’s crazy aunt is visiting, and she tries to fix them problems of all the South Park kids, especially their behavior, teaching them important lessons and helping them communicate. Can she help Kenny at all?
Cartman has gone to Amsterdam, Germany to tell them that Jews are very dangerous and can spread like wildfire, but as for Cartman speeches, Kyle has a plan to get Cartman back for making fun of his whole religion.
The boys find the submarine in Cartman's backyard. They guys dig it out and Cartman names it "U-Bobby." They take the submarine underwater go on an expedition, but a giant octopus grabs the submarine with the boys still inside.
After Pip reads a comic book about Janus Stark, he begins to practice a trick, just like Janus Stark. Cartman is performing a magic trick to impress Heidi. Kenny and Butters are practicing their ball juggling for the trick they're preforming tonight.
Tom Cruise has sent to jail for having sex with Lady Gaga, but Tom is 100% innocent, and didn’t have sex with Lady Gaga at all, so the boys have to tell the truth that they made it up for fun. Randy is practicing for his Lorde concert.
Kyle accidentally broke Stan’s Xbox, and he tries to apologize to him, but Stan is downright furious at Kyle, so to make it up to his best friend, he has to come up with the money to buy him a new Xbox.
The citizens of South Park are terrified when a bloodthirsty killer werewolf is on the loose. However, the boys are thinking of a plan to trap the werewolf, but what they don't know is that this werewolf is one of their friends...
Cartman is playing detectives with his partner; Butters. While playing, his toys are stolen and now the two need to find the person who commited this crime. Randy's watching the classic 1980's romance movie called “Some Kind of Beautiful.”
Ads return to South Park to take vengeance, by creating false, love-hurt and gross ads, but that's not the worst part, it's make people lose their money and everything. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Wendy need to save the town from the ads, including Leslie. PC Principal is up for this new challenge.
Stan is nervous about having a date with Wendy, because of him vomiting and gross-out neglections every time they talk, so the boys take Stan to the hypnotherapist to take care of his vomit, but it's contain side effects on Stan. Now instead of vomiting, he farts.
Kenny finds an ancient game board from under the snow. Kenny has read all the warnings, but the boys were so fascinated by this game, they begin to play it with no care for the warnings. When they start playing the game, all the animals come out of the game and start to cause destruction to South Park.
The misty fog approaches South Park and causes distractions to the townspeople. The boys must get rid of all the fog to be clear from all distractions and have life go on as normal. Randy and Stan are working on a science project.