Elephant Balls is a short fanfiction written and published on FanFiction.Net by ThreadbareSP. The story is written in the form of a script and approximately the length of a half-hour South Park episode. It takes place in the spring of third grade.
When Mr. Garrison develops painful elephantitis in his scrotum, some of the kids from his third grade class rally to help pay for his expensive surgery. But raising money for scrotal surgery is harder than it sounds.