|Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks|
|Author||Damn Expensive Eggs|
|Written||March 22, 2011|
|No. of Chapters||7|
|Link||Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks|
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks is a fanfiction written and published on FanFiction.Net by Damn Expensive Eggs.
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig.
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