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| Author | TheDerp-ist | |||
| Genre | Fantasy/Action | |||
| Rating | M | |||
| Written | September, 2014 | |||
| No. of Chapters | 4 | |||
| Status | Incomplete | |||
| Link | Battle of The Bands | |||
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Battle of The Bands, also known as South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut 2, is a fanfiction written and published on Wattpad by TheDerp-ist.
Synopsis[]
Everything is back to normal in South Park (well, sort of). South Park Elementary is setting up a music festival and Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters and Wendy are now 4th graders. They are getting Fingerbang back together for the event! Meanwhile, 4 new girls called "The Sirens" who resemble Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, are out to seek evil. They use their magical pendants to turn the music festival into a violent, and all out bloody battle of the bands. It is up to Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters and Wendy to save the world from The Sirens.
Characters[]
Main[]
- Stan Marsh
- Kyle Broflovski
- Eric Cartman
- Kenny McCormick
- Wendy Testaburger
- Leopold "Butters" Stotch
- Damien Thorn
- Satan
- Bebe Stevens
- Stella Thorn
- Kylie Thorn
- Kendra Thorn
- Erica Thorn
Minor[]
- Clyde Donovan
- Craig Tucker
- Liza Morello
- Red McArthur
- Mr. Mackey
- Principal Victoria
- Baily Swanson
- Ike Broflovski
- Dougie
- Jimmy Valmer
- Big Gay Al
- Pip Pirrup
- Tweek Tweak
- Token Black
- Timmy Burch
- Lola
- Bailey Swanson
- Lily Cartman
Plot[]
Prologue[]
It was a cold night, the American and Canadian war is in full force, the La Resistance was trying to save Terrance and Phillip, while the war was going on, in the diner, there was a puffy, blood red smoke coming from the building, everyone in there was fighting in the diner, there was singing from a table, the smoke came from mysterious pendants that it possessed, the wearers who wore the mysterious pendants were 4 girls, the smoke disappeared into the pendants, that was an effort, Stella, i am tired of eating at the diner, i need a real meal said Kylie, the energy is not the same as in Hell, we can gain little power here said Stella, i wish father should not banished us here replied Kylie, really, i really like it here said a sarcastic said Stella, for real Stella, i think this world is a total fail said her sister Kendra, i think your are a total disgrace, Kendra said Erica, oh yeah Erica, i think your said Kendra, ughh, i will tell you what, being stuck here with you 3 is making this place horrible said Stella, in a flash, they heard something, Stella looked, she ran outside, and she saw lightning, Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbra Streisand!! yelled a voice, That's it! I have had enough of you!! yelled another voice, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! yelled another, than all of a moment it was sunny and happy. Stella's pendant glowed, gasp, did you feel that? asked Stella, the 3 of the others shruged, it is underworld magic!!!!!! yelled Stella, she grabbed Kylie's coat collar, but this world does not have underworld magic replied Kylie, now it does and were going to use that magic to make people adore us! said Stella, and the 4 girls grinned evily.
Chapter 1[]
Is this great that it has been 1 year since we saved the world said Stan, yeah, that was cewl replied Cartman, yup said Kyle, i came back to have another life muffled Kenny, hi guys said Wendy, hi wendy said the boys, Wendy, it is been 1 year since we save the world said Stan, yeah there is going to be a musical showcase for it said Kyle, yeah Weeendy said Cartman, well, i hope that you practice, got to run, got to show new students around the school said Wendy, see you later Wendy said the boys, bye guys see you around! Shouted Wendy. Hello, am i the one to show you 4 around asked Wendy, we are said Stella, yup said Kylie, Kendra, and Erica, you are going to love South Park Elementary, oh yes, we heard many magical opportunities about this place said Stella as she grinned, Wendy was showing the classes and homeroom, oh there is a musical showcase this weekend, i hope you join said Wendy, a musical showcase? asked Stella, um yeah, Principal Victoria will love it if you joined said Wendy, we are knowned to sing from time to time said Kylie, well hello we sing all the time, is how we get to control people said Kendra, grrrr!!! grunted Stella, what the heck did i say said Kendra, what you meant to say that the musical showcase is a great way to mingle with people, yeah that is what i meant to say said Kendra if you did not say if you are the worst said Erica, you are Erica said Kendra, you got to excuse them, they are dumbasses said Stella, Hummp! grunted the 3, Wendy looked at the girls blue gem pendants, ooh, that is pr....said Wendy, Stella slapped her hand, Stella giggled, please do not touch this, this means a lot to us explained Stella, ok replied Wendy, well, guess we better be going said Kylie, they ran except for kendra for 6 seconds, Erica grabbed Kendra, Wendy got a bad feeling about the girls, they might be a evil force.
Chapter 2[]
Wendy head to the boys in the hallway, guys i got to tell you something she said, what they said, there is something odd about the girls said Wendy, what is so odd? Asked Kyle, they feel...strange around me replied Wendy, the girls appeared, they were singing a song, there pendants glowed, then a red puffy smoke came from the kids in the hallway, they started fighting and arguing, oh, there that kind of odd said Kenny. The kids went to the Principal's office, they talked to Principal Victoria, dark magic? she asked, i find that hard to believe, but me, Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny, and Butters saw it with their own eyes said Wendy, mmkay, "The Sirens" did nothing harmful said Mr. Mackey, The Sirens? Asked Stan, that is the name of their musical group said Principal Victoria, and Principal Victoria and we think that a battle of the bands is better than a musical showcase, mmkay replied Mr. Mackey, ok, thank you anyways said Wendy, your welcome said both of them, they ran to the band room. oh my god, they got into Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey to! Said Wendy, what are we going to do? Asked Butters, we can search up about those girls said Wendy, and they went to the computer lab to search the girls up on the internet.
Chapter 3[]
Wendy search up the girls on google, what came up is Sirens, Wendy gasp, these girls are actually sirens! she shouted, the boys gasp, "The Sirens" are beautiful but dangerous creatures, they lured nearby sailors with their enchanting music and voices to shipwreck on the rocky coast of their island called Siréna Eden, to do this, they have to feed off their sorcery and negativity among others, Stella, Kylie, Kendra, and Erica were once Satan's daughters, they made a deal with a witch so they made their voices stronger, eventually, they turned into sirens, Satan was heartbroken, so Satan banished them to earth so their magic won't prevail, their gems on their chest eventually turned into pendants she said from the text. woah, that makes much sense now said Butters, now they came here to conquer the world so everyone in the universe cand do their bidding said Wendy. How are we going to stop them? Asked Kenny, we have to get Fingerbang back together for the battle of the bands event said Kyle, ok, we got to save the world, so Stan, your on lead vocals, Kyle, your on Bass, Kenny, your on drums, Butters you are on tamborine, and Cartman, your on guitar ordered Wendy, ok we got it! yelled the 5, then lets go rock the stage said Cartman.
Chapter 4[]
Ok girls, we did an outstanding job out there said Stella, so do we get lunch now, it's pasta monday! Shouted Kendra in joy, no we dont Kendra replied Stella, oh, right she said back, we get lunch tomorrow said Stella, we have been starving to death for a year said Kylie, yeah Stella, were hungry said Erica, ok, we will get lunch said Stella, the 3 girls cheered, 7 minutes later, they were full, they went to the door and they found Wendy, you are never getting away with this she said, oh yes, we know all about you and your friends Wendy Testaburger said Stella, you dumped that Stan fellow for a kid named Gregory said Kylie, that was in the past! shouted Wendy, and your friends being in a band without you in it said Stella, probably having all the fun said Erica, to bad! So sad! said Kendra, shut up you bastards! said Wendy, oh, we have so much better than that said Stella, just wait and you see Kylie replied, the girls rudley bumped Wendy, Wendy snarled, Wendy headed to the band room, the boys were there, practicing on their instruments, guys i was confronted by "The Sirens", and they said horrible things about us said Wendy, what did they say? asked Stan, they said i dumped you for Gregory! Shouted Wendy, well, it is true said Kyle, no it's not!!!! yelled Wendy, are you guys death, i got back together with Stan! she continued, ok! Jeez said Kenny.