|26 Reasons Why The New Kid Kinda Kicks Ass|
|Written||August 30, 2019|
|No. of Chapters||3|
|Link||26 Reasons Why The New Kid Kinda Kicks Ass|
26 Reasons Why The New Kid Kinda Kicks Ass is a fanfiction written and published on Archive of Our Own by ChaoticJewish in their sole work.
The fanfic is based on the events of the video game South Park: The Stick of Truth. The author described a desire to capture the New Kid's "own weird little personality" depicted in the game, rather than use them as an "avatar".
Everybody learned during the confrontation with the Big Bad Government Guy atop Clyde’s Fortress that The New Kid’s special power was some sort of social media magnetism. Which made each of their friends begin to wonder… did that also explain the feelings they had started to have towards them?
No—it couldn’t be. Their crush was perfectly explicable. They liked The New Kid, as a person, a lot. And here’s why.