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South Park OCs photo from the OCs Facebook group, Dimitri is included
https://southparkfanon.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rise_of_Ass-Talker
this is my version of the next new-kid game. same vibe as tsot/tfbw, but now we're doing it space-scifi style!. it's bigger, longer, more epic, new butt powers, more combat buddies, time travel, vehicular combat, dialogue options, and loads of deranged misadventuring!
questions? suggestions? what would you want to see in a space-scifi themed south park game?
Guys, I was not forcing or breaking the rules and policies. Anyway, I plan for another spinoff of joy pony, but South Park, sorry I can't think of a game name. Still, I came up with a little idea, it will have a "+" icon that means add baby and you need to purchase it. It costs 1100$. If you wanted skins, download them on gamejolt or any other websites I dunno lol, and lastly, there's some options you wanna say to a baby if you click the message icon, it will have 5 options: "I love you" "I hate you". Idk, give game ideas for being alive. Here's a screenshot, what will the game be like if you see a random baby abandoned,
That's all and I'm not forcing, if y'all accept my idea and make a game of it then I'll give a rating,
Rules: Do not make a low quality game!
Main rules must be understood!
For one of my school projects I wrote a script for a hypothetical South Park episode and I thought people might like it. I don't know if I can link the whole script so I wrote a summary of the plot, if anyone wants the full script feel free to message me and I will send it to you!
Pay-to-win for the win:
In this South Park episode, the boys discover football after Clyde returns from Europe, leading to an obsession with the sport. Jimmy suggests buying an online football game, to continue their passion. Everyone except Kyle is excited about the game; Kyle believes playing a sport should not be replaced by a digital version. He remains skeptical but installs the game.
When Eric loses to Butters, Butters reveals his skills come from YouTube tutorials and mentions pack openings. This inspires Eric to buy packs to unlock top players quickly. Kyle criticizes this, arguing players should earn them through gameplay, not luck-based purchases. Eric dismisses Kyle’s concerns, trusting dubious social media sources.
Randy becomes addicted to pack openings after being banned from the casino, sinking into a new form of gambling. Sharon confronts him, but Randy insists he’s innocent, echoing Eric’s social media justifications.
At the company's headquarters, the CTO suggests improving the game for a realistic experience, but the CEO prefers the CFO’s plan to release expensive, superior packs for profit. The CTO resigns in protest against this exploitative strategy.
Kyle notices the town’s obsession with packs, seeing empty streets and people glued to their TVs, opening packs. Randy and Sharon’s argument highlights the addiction's impact, prompting Stan to apologize to Kyle and seek a solution. They encounter the former CTO and together devise a plan to restore the town’s love for football.
They upload an improved game version, promote a real football tournament, and remove packs from the game. This brings the town back outside, engaging in real football. The tournament rekindles their passion for the sport and community interaction. The company's profits plummet, leading to the firing of the profit-driven bosses. The former CTO becomes CEO, shifting the company’s focus to genuine gameplay enjoyment.
The episode concludes with a balanced appreciation for both the football simulator and the actual sport, unified by the love for football.
I made this post based off the petition made by @Zaquarvious so here it is:
The Missing Star is a RPG all girl game with the boys also sharing an important role.
The game stars the New Kid who can be only played as a girl this time, she then ends up getting enrolled in the South Park Elementary school and meets Wendy in the process, who is welcoming towards her and after the new girl has to prove that she’s reliable, Wendy invites her to the pleases and sparkles club which is now a secret agency a la totally spies instead, aside from Wendy, the other main girls are Bebe, Heidi and Nichole who all have wildly different personalities while girls like Red and Annie tend to play supporting roles, you can also say which hobbies do you have, choose your clothing style(e.g: tomboy, girly girl, goth, nerd, etc.) and even customize the appearance of your own "best friend forever" but her personality will be defined as being more outspoken, talkative and independent minded than the new girl’s, and remember when I said that the boys will play a major role in the story? Well, the new girl has to choose which boy(except for Stan, because according to Wendy, he’s already taken) she has a crush on and they will be their backup ally, serving as the group’s only prominent male member(not counting Stan because again, he’s Wendy’s boyfriend and he has also been helping them out since the beginning) simply because the girls want to be more "gender inclusive" by having more than one boy in the group.
The overall plot is about a 4th grader girl who became a former child star and has disappeared without a trace since then, but nobody remembers this missing girl nor knows what happened to her with the sole exception of Wendy, who then decides to investigate the situation further alongside the other girls, then the pleases and sparkles spy agency was founded, so it’s now up to the new girl, Wendy and the other girls to rescue the day, each main girl has a side quest to help you befriend them, the boys that the new girl can choose also have side quests(before you guys ask, the only boys you can choose to be the new girl’s crush are Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters).
And best of all, Randy Marsh is a secondary character again lol
(Edited by Artsy the Creator)
elder abuse
mr. garrison is busy in court, and due to the teacher shortage, cartman's great grandma florence from nebraska turns out to be the only available substitute. she leads the class with incoherent ramblings while uncle stinky is there as her handler but doesn't do anything. cartman whispers to the others that this is awesome, and says his great grandma taught him everything he knows. she then rambles incoherently about the jews then forgets where she is. the boys go to cartman's house where stinky and florence are staying, and figure out that stinky has been pocketing all the money she makes. stan and kyle get concerned and try to get florence to retire, while cartman is inspired to start a family vlog ('daddyofive' style) in order to profit off of her himself. uncle stinky then copies him, and this leads to an escalating vlog war, publicly humiliating all 3 of them. this ultimately leads to florence getting canceled, and fired from substituting, and her and stinky leave.
meanwhile stan and kyle try to bring their concerns to other adults, who don't help, and assume they just miss mr. garrison as their teacher. they go to higher authorities who are just other old people being manipulated by their own handlers. eventually stan and kyle uncover a massive conspiracy where the whole government including the senate, white house, and courts exist just to torment old people and turn their cognitive decline into reality show entertainment. cut to mr. garrison whose trial is actually a 'dan schneider' style reality show with nickelodeon slime and dancing lobsters meant to confuse and humiliate him, as well as the elderly judge and attorneys. stan and kyle run in, asking to speak to who's in charge, and in rolls jimmy carter who reveals that after being made fun of for being too young in the 70's, he's spent the rest of his life getting revenge on old people. the boys try to convince him that he's old himself now, but mr. garrison hears it instead, and comes to terms with his own age. he decides to retire from teaching, then wonders what kind of masachistic idiot would actually want to teach these days. cut to the next day where randy is introduced as the new 4th grade teacher.
3 potty problem
on the bus, tweek tries to tell craig how deep taylor swift's music is, but craig doesn't care. bebe does the same to clyde, who rolls his eyes. at their stop, tweek darts home, and craig explains to clyde that tweek has bad pee-shyness, so holds it in all day at school. at home, tweek discovers a new airpod case with his name on it. when he puts them in, they play a secret new t swift album, and he becomes obsessed with decoding the meaning of the lyrics, and bothering craig about it. craig sees on the news that countless suicide victims have been found with those same airpods in their ears, and tries to get tweek to stop. they find out that if a non-swifty wears them, the music cuts out, and a voice tells them they weren't invited. all the songs have to do with bathroom anxiety, which tweek relates to, and dispite craig's concerns tweek keeps listening. but then he realizes the lyrics want him to go to kansas city asap, so he does without telling anyone.
craig goes to the girls for help, but they just get jealous of tweek and fight with each other over who's the biggest swifty. he then downloads every t swift album and tries to become enough of a swifty to get his own magic airpods in order to find tweek. it doesn't work, and he now feels broken up with. he vents to clyde who turned out to secretly be a massive swifty this entire time, and lets craig use the airpods he's had for months. they work together to figure it out, and go to kansas city. clyde insists on keeping up a facade that they're only going to see a football game, but bebe tags along anyway in hopes of seeing t swift. clyde continues to act annoyed around bebe, but becomes much more open and emotional when it's just him and craig, which annoys craig. at the game, they have to find t swift's secret lair under the stadium.
meanwhile, tweek learns that the airpods were a recruitment tool for people who can solve taylor's 3 potty problem. taylor takes him to her bathroom and shows him a toilet, urinal, and nest where she wishes to poop, pee, and lay eggs separately, but she can't because they all come out at the same time, because she has a cloaca, because she's secretly a bird. tweek realizes that her only real problem is embarrassment, and he ultimately needs to overcome his own embarrassment as well. his leads to them trying to simultaneously use the bathroom next to eachother, and after a long awkward silence, it works. just then, craig, clyde, and bebe with a live stream barge in. after some chaos, taylor calms down and feels freed from embarrassment. she then gifts tweek a golden egg that she just laid, then flies away.
a week later, tweek and craig listen to the new t swift song on the bus, which turns out to be all about tweek, thanking him, but also drawing attention to his bathroom habbits, and tiny penis. tweek and craig then turn it off.
spirited a gay
(this one is too f-ed up, and you shouldn't read it.)
randy picks up stan and his friends (tolkien, kyle, and timmy this time just to be different) after a long day at a denver gaming/cosplay convention. the boys say they want to just go home and relax by playing video games. randy murmurs that he wants to 'relax' but sharon hasn't been available to help 'relax' him. randy sees a korean bathhouse with a massage advertisement, and suggests they go there. the boys don't think that sounds relaxing at all, but randy guilts them by calling them all stinky, and insists they go in. in the locker room, the boys complain about how weird this is, and randy belittles their generation as overly prudish, and they have nothing to be ashamed of since american penises are way bigger than asian ones. kyle notes that timmy needs help undressing and feels bad that timmy can't do the things he takes for granted. randy runs to the massage area after leaving the boys in a hot tub/pool. kyle helps timmy get in as they talk about a new game that they saw demoed at the convention. a korean kid overhears them and invites them to a secret backroom. just as they leave, 4 korean men, including an old man in a wheelchair, take their spot in the pool.
randy gets confused why the massage table is in a public area, and where the female masseuse is. a male masseuse comes over and gives randy a very unpleasant body scrub, and randy gets upset that he won't even give him a happy ending. randy complains to the manager, and the masseuse hears this and shouts (in korean) that he quits because he's tired of these americans *points at randy* coming in here trying to have gay encounters. randy returns to the pool to find that the boys have magically transformed into koreans. using his infallible logic and racism, randy figures that this was a curse put on them by the koreans because of randy's ingratitude, and thinks he must now work for the bathhouse in order to appease the bathhouse spirits and remove the curse. after begging for a job, randy is given a cleaning task. someone asks him where the masseuse is, and randy takes it upon himself to become the new masseuse, making up many unorthodox techniques based on what he thinks a massage should be, and it leads to many offended yet satisfied korean men.
meanwhile, the boys are given new clothes, and get taken to a huge gaming tournament space filled with korean kids, who created it as an escape from the stressful environment of the bathhouse that their dads kept making them go to. they start playing the new game that they were excited about earlier, and enter into a tournament against the koreans. timmy struggles with holding the controller, so kyle reaches over to help him, but when stan notices, it's revealed to be a massive social faux-pas to touch another player's controller. stan and kyle argue about it until tolkien shamefully admits to helping timmy play games in the past, and proceeds to give pointers to kyle on how timmy likes it. stan is still grossed out by it but agrees to take turns helping timmy. however, when it's his turn, stan becomes impatient and starts playing for timmy. now the others are outraged at him, and don't let him play anymore.
the koreans in the pool overhear complaints about the new masseuse, and we learn via subtitles that the guy randy thinks is stan, is gay, and finds randy attractive. he approaches randy for a massage, but randy takes this as "stan's" memories returning, and takes him to a more private steam room to talk. "stan" takes this as an invitation, and tries to seduce randy, who misreads every signal as normal son-father affection, even as "stan" squeezes his ass while they hug. just then, a giant stinky blob monster enters the bathhouse, freaking everyone out. randy is the only one willing to help it. once cleaned, a guy emerges from it and says he's the spirit of both bathhouses and gaming. randy also recognizes him as gabe newell, ceo of steam. gabe offers him a wish, and randy asks him to help his son and his friends. gabe casts a spell, but when they see no effect, he gives up and goes away. "stan" again tries to get frisky with randy, and this gives randy the idea that a kiss will break the curse, which leads to "stan" getting other ideas, and so on.
in the final round of the tournament, gabe's spell manifests as steam shooting out of all the electronics, burning kyle's and tolkien's hands in the process. now stan must hold timmy's controller to help him win the game, while a tornado of steam is tossing around korean kids left and right, then tries to pull the boys back to randy. in the bathhouse, the boys walk past korean "stan" on his way out, then find randy in a post coitus daze. randy celebrates that the incest had broken the curse, before he decides that they should agree to just pretend like nothing had happened, which stan is happy to agree to.
and it turned out stupidly good. i don't think i'll ever make anything as good as this ever again.
this is how i imagine him spending his summers. i also like to think that silvester survived being run over in s2, and now accompanies dogpoo on his adventures.
like with the last one, i based this off a painitng: https://art.thewalters.org/detail/31957/diogenes/
Original Art by Gumball Waterson
I was searching up pics of Kyle and Wendy and I found this.
I'm not a Kyndy shipper (although I used to be which I regret badly now), but I love how these two are spending time together and Kyle is letting Wendy give him a haircut.
I'd like to think of Kyle and Wendy as if they were besties instead of Kyle and Stan.
This is the closest I could come to them being besties instead of Kyndy so I thought I'd pick this one out.
i got inspired.
based off of "saturn devouring his son" by francisco goya.
Yo
I’ve never been here before, but idk where else to post this, so here’s some garbage Wendy fanart I spent a century on that’ll probably be seen by no one
I had to redraw and recolour this multiple times, and I’m honestly just kinda glad to be done
Enjoy, I guess
summary:
this episode centers around my original character named ron desantis, who is governor of a place i made up called the penis state, and also enjoys running for president. but today he plays a detective bent on uncovering a grooming scandal in south park. it also features some karen mccormick as she works out some identity issues. but mostly it's the overly topical type of episode that nobody asked for.
trans-canada:
ron desantis is watching the news and sees that a celebrity (doesn't matter which one) is trying to become a canadian citizen, which turns out to only be possible through extreme reconstructive surgery. the news goes on to say that a 5 year old (karen) in south park has also recently identified as canadian. through voice-over, desantis makes a big deal out of this and makes it his mission to find and stop the pro-canadian groomers in south park.
desantis starts by interviewing stuart and carol. they're supportive of karen, but also expect it to be just a phase, and aren't considering surgery for multiple reasons, including economic, medical, legal, plus all the other things they have to prioritize instead. desantis tells them about how extreme the surgery will be anyways, going into graphic detail about the bizarre canadian anatomy, including rectangular privates, and the mccormicks tell him to stop talking about their daughter's genitalia. he asks karen who made her want to be canadian, but she proves unhelpful.
in a cheap disguise, desantis sits in on the first grade class, then disrupts it when he thinks the teacher said something vaguely woke. karen reminds the class that her pronouns are "buddy/guy", and other students want those pronouns too. the teacher gets mad and calls them out as not genuine trans-canadians like karen because karen had weeks of counseling to help determine it.
following that clue, desantis interviews mr. mackey who explains that he likes to validate student's identity choices in order to build a rapport with them, and talk through deeper issues. desantis asks what issues him and karen talked about, and he says jealousy. desantis thinks she's jealous of another trans-canadian.
he finds and harasses ike on the playground, asking him who groomed him into getting the surgery. ike just stares at him. through voice-over, desantis says he thinks he knows exactly who the groomer was.
still disguised, desantis interrogates mr.garrison, confronting him on his history with the lgbtq community, and his fetishizing of canadians in his "fuck them all to death" campaign, and how he won't show up to the republican debates. in trump mode, garrison deflects all this and keeps changing the subject to how much of a loser ron desantis is, and how he sucks at governing the penis state, not aware that that's who is interviewing him.
desantis presents his findings to pc principle, and demands he change the curriculum and fire various teachers. pc principle politely explains why he would choose not to do that, but then offers desantis the chance to prove his anti-woke agenda is better by besting him in a fight, then shows him photos of all the people who challenged his curriculum in the past whom he had beaten mercilessly.
desantis returns to mackey, crying about how mean everyone is to him, and insisting that he's a good investigator, governor, and presidential candidate. mackey tries to validate his delusions and comforts him.
hennrietta meets desantis on the way out, femme-fatal style, and suggests that he try focusing on what's going on with karen herself rather than trying to find who did this to her.
desantis spends more time with the mccormicks, monitoring karen, eating their food, watching tv, and sleeping in kenny's room. we see rats in the kitchen, the celebrity on tv coming out of surgery with a bunch of bandages, kevin smoking a bong, and kenny playing with a gun. desantis has a tea party with karen, and tells her the differences between canadians and normal people, and everything that would be involved in the surgery. karen explains that she knows all the practical reasons why she can't get it, but it still makes her sad because she still wants to be like her terrance and phillip dolls. desantis looks at them, and asks where she got them.
desantis visits the terrance and phillip fan club run by stan and kenny. he confronts kenny about being a groomer. they tell him he clearly hasn't seen the show, then play a clip of t+p farting on a trans-canadian and being bigoted towards them. stan suggests that karen's main problem is that she doesn't have any friends, not how she identifies.
desantis returns to karen with his crotchety old guy friends who grumble about how woke things suck while brushing karen's hair and doing her makeup. the mccormicks come home and ask why a bunch of old guys are literally grooming their child, then suggest that she needs friends her own age. kenny pulls desantis aside and shows him karen's instagram which shows pictures of her hanging out with the goth kids.
desantis confronts the goth kids, and claims that henrietta had led him to focusing on karen to keep him off the trail of the real groomer: henrietta herself. michael reveals that they had been grooming her to be a goth by making her feel bad about her life, but it somehow backfired, and made her trans-canadian instead, and they had to kick her out for not being goth. desantis asks if being goth allows them to choose who can and can't be goth.
desantis goes back to mr. mackey to try to become trans-canadian in order to tell karen that she's not trans-canadian. mackey calls this out for being a strategy rather than an identity. pc principle comes in, mad after hearing about desantis harassing students, then challenges him to fight. pc principle then beats up desantis to a bloody pulp in front of the school.
after a week in the hospital, desantis returns to the mccormicks and says that he had to get reconstructive surgery and opted to get his head cut in half, and wants to take off his bandages in front of karen to scare her out of being trans-canadian. but karen is focused on a talk show where the celebrity is now a flawless canadian, and granted full canadian citizenship. they give a speech about how worthwhile it was to spend millions of dollars on the surgery, since millions of dollars is nothing for super rich people, but it's also okay to identify as canadian without getting any surgery.
desantis is moved by this and apologizes to karen, then offers to pay for her surgery. stuart says they already bought her a cheap terrance halloween mask and she is content with that, then lists off the many other things they need money for, and karen adds that she wants to go to disney land. carol tells her they can't because canada isn't allowing non canadians into the penis state. desantis is confused, but then the news comes on and explains that canada had invaded the penis state because it was left undefended in the governor's prolonged absence, and canada has already begun reshaping it make it to more rectangular. penis state citizens are interviewed and admit it's much nicer to live under canadian occupation than it was when ron desantis was there. stuart lists some more stuff they need money for, but desantis retracts his offer.
behind the school, henrietta paints skulls onto karen's nails, and says that karen is officially a little bit goth, and that was goth enough to hang out with them. the other goth kids are not happy with how they've lowered their standards. panning out, we see goth ron desantis who says, with his new canadian head, that everything sucks.
-end-
I know hellpark was canceled like 3 years ago or sumn but hellpark pip is so silly so i needed to draw him
The colors of the characters are brighter because I’m using my SP-Studio model sheets as a reference.