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Hey guys, my friend Z @Zaquarvious has just made a new petition today for the 4th grade girls to be the main focus for the next South Park special if made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. So please let's make this happen. I also really want to see Stan and Wendy to go on a crazy, wild adventures with the 4th grade girls in the future.

Petition · Make a South Park Special for Wendy, Bebe, Red, Heidi and The 4th Grade Girls - United States · Change.org

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what was in the stormy daniels!?

they said it was 10x more destructive than the oppenheimer. BUT NEVER ELABORATED! how is binging with babish supposed to recreate this!?

oppenheimer ingredients:

• bucket of fried chicken

• cocoa puffs

• captain crunch

• twinkies

• gravy

• milk

Stan's fanbase (not all of them, just the toxic ones, the mature Stan fans are cool) makes it seem like Kyle is the abusive, unfriendly, toxic friend who just abandons Stan when Stan does the exact same shit to Kyle.

People make it seem like it's a one sided toxicity where Stan is a super duper good friend to Kyle who can do no wrong while Kyle is just a complete dick to Stan when in reality both of them are like that to each other.

Now just to clarify, I don't hate Stan. I have a lot of mixed feelings on his character. There's some stuff I dislike about him, but there's some stuff I like about him too. It's complicated.

But back to his relationship with Kyle, Stan is not all innocent like his fans portray him. He is guilty of a lot of shit that he did to Kyle.

Like for instance, In South Park Is Gay, Stan outright abandons Kyle to Craig and his gang which led to Kyle getting beat up and nearly killed by Craig and the rest of them. Sure, Cartman and Kenny did the same thing, but we would expect that from them since Cartman doesn't give a fuck about Kyle and Kenny seems to be closer to both Cartman and Stan more than Kyle, but Stan is supposed to be Kyle's best friend like his fans say while blaming Kyle completely even though in this episode, Stan is the one in the wrong because he left Kyle to almost die.

Another good example is in Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, where Stan (along with a few others) mock and make fun of Kyle for believing in Mr. Hankey, and he also goes as far to exclude Kyle on Christmas which deeply hurts and upsets him. Though he regrets this later and starts believing in Mr. Hankey so Kyle could come back, so I can cut Stan a bit of slack on this one.

But Stan ain't out of the woods yet!

Another good example is in Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls, when Kyle is crying about Mr. Hankey's death, Stan tells him he'll be there for him, but then as soon as Wendy (who doesn't know what's going on with Stan and Kyle, so I can't really blame her on this) comes in and asks him on a date, Stan throws Kyle to the floor and ditches him for his date, and Chef had to be there for Kyle instead since Stan left him heartbroken.

Another time Stan was a bad friend to Kyle was in Cartman Gets An Anal Probe, when Kyle is looking for his baby brother Ike and trying to save him out of regret and love, Stan cares more about making sweet love to Wendy and only helps him when Wendy offers to help Kyle. Wendy, not Stan. When Kyle told them to make sweet love and hurry up with it so he can find Ike, Wendy is curious and asks what happened, then Kyle tells her all about it, and she could've backed down if she wanted to, but she didn't, she offered to help Kyle like a real friend would. Stan only cared about Wendy while Wendy herself was focused on helping Kyle find Ike.

That's not all though, there's another one. In Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce, Stan doesn't even stick up for Kyle when people think he's responsible for nine eleven and he even goes as far as to try to shoot Kyle in the head before admitting he took a shit in the urinal. Um... Pointing a gun to your best friend's head? Yeah, that makes sense, they're such good friends, right? (Sarcasm)

I think that's all... Or wait! No, it's not!

There's Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy, where Kyle finds out Ike and Ms. Stevenson are in a sexual relationship (Ike is TOO YOUNG by the way, I think he's about like three or something— 💀), and guess who's NOT there for him again? Stan Marsh doesn't seem to give a shit that Kyle's little brother is being taken advantage of to engage in sexual relationship with his goddamn teacher, meanwhile Kyle over here is asking him for help to get them away from each other. And out of all people, Eric Cartman, Kyle's worst enemy, is the one to help him. Sure Cartman only does this to make himself look all badass as a hallway monitor person or whatever, but he at least helps unlike Stan.

There's one more I almost forgot to mention: Follow That Egg, in that episode, Stan is a complete ass to Kyle almost the whole time just because Kyle got paired with Wendy and he gets so overly envy that he accuses Kyle constantly of trying to steal Wendy from him and trying to impress her. He even gets pissed at Kyle for comforting her when she's upset about her egg and doesn't seem to help him when he trying to take care of their (which used to be Wendy and Kyle's) egg. Kyle even knows Stan was reckless with his egg so he makes a fake one just so he can keep the original safe. Thankfully, Stan apologizes to Kyle which earns Kyle's apology as well.

If there's anything else I missed, I'd like to know. I'm not trying to make Kyle the all innocent good guy here (And Kyle is my favorite character and I say this) because I know he's done a lot of the same shit to Stan too, I'm just trying to prove here that Stan and Kyle's toxic friendship is NOT one sided like some fans of Stan might say to try to make him look like a helpless victim of Kyle's, because they've both hurt each other.

However, I don't think Stan and Kyle's friendship is as toxic as Stan and Wendy's relationship. Because on Stan and Wendy's romance, that actually is a one sided toxicity, on Stan's, not Wendy's. Because Stan seems to treat Wendy like she doesn't exist and gets mad at her for the most random shit where as Wendy over here is craving his attention and wanting his love. So I can kinda see why some people prefer Style over Stendy (except when they try to make Wendy the bad guy when she did nothing wrong), although I don't ship either of the two, Style would make more sense than Stendy.

I do think Stan and Kyle genuinely like each other as friends, I just think they both need to work on their issues more often and try harder to be better to each other, not just one person, but both of them.

Hey guys, Z is making a petition on Change.org for Trey Parker and Matt Stone to make an episode where Stan and Wendy (Stendy) spend time together and hopefully more dynamic. Okay guys? As a big Stendy fan, hopefully, let’s make it happen.

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besides butters, cartman, stan, kyle, and kenny, who are the others in this scene? here's the class from a recent episode for comparison:

i was thinking at first that 1 and 2 would turn out to be dogpoo and brimmy, but of course they haven't been in mr. garrison's class since the 3rd grade, and so i reluctently conclude that 2 is craig, and based on position, 1 should be timmy, though it's a bit of a stretch, and everyone but craig appears to be out of position anyway. 3 has a yellow shirt, so i want to say jimmy. 6 is likely red because of the hair. and 8 should be either wendy or tolkien, my guess is wendy. 4, 5, 7, and 9 are more mysterious. i assume clyde is one of them.

thoughts?

Please help!

not really sure what season this starts on, but i've begun notice all the little music bits in much of the newer seasons. there's all these short instrumental sounds and background music they use over and over again like a laugh-track, but to give feeling of drama/suspense/mystery and the like. in the early seasons, there was just the establishing bus stop music, and then the occasional overly dramatic surprise noise, which was used ironically.

thoughts?

In her debut episode, she mostly beats up Stan solely because he "stares" at her and at the end, Shelly kicks hiss ass for no reason, even after she "saved" him from getting grounded by their parents due to Stan’s clone messing around at the house.

There’s also her only notable appearance in the movie where she is forced to take care of Stan, Kyle and Cartman, Shelly even breaks a chair on Stan for simply asking a question.

But other than that, most of Shelly’s older appearances include her being "justifiably" angry at Stan(e.g: Death and one particular scene in Spookyfish) or being provoked by him(e.g: Chickenpox and Mr.Hankey’s Christmas Classics) to the point she lashes out.

However, her only other notable appearance in earlier seasons is the episode "Cat Orgy" where it introduces her catch phrase "Turd" and flanderizes her into an "evil" babysitter until the end when she and Cartman become friends with each other due to him help her get revenge on her creepy boyfriend.

Even though Shelly is pegged as a "big sister bully", she doesn’t have many moments when she goes out of her way to provoke her brother, sure, she does seem to enjoy kick his ass but it’s not like Shelly is obsessed with torturing him, in fact, I think that the only times where she acts like an actual bully is during her final scene from her debut episode, the movie and maybe that side quest from "South Park: Stick of Truth" where she takes Stan’s phone without his permission.

However, although Shelly is considered a bully, she’s shown to have a more loving relationship with her parents, at least in the beginning and Stan was a spoiled brat early on, which might explain why his parents occasionally neglected him.

But when Shelly’s violent tendencies became more apparent(e.g: Over logging), her parents started ignoring her and became closer to Stan.

there’s also the fact that Randy and Sharon changed over the years and learned to appreciate Stan more, especially after he matured.