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@Unbreakableunion Tell me about it 😭

Off topic but I’m going to Puerto Rico tomorrow! I’m so excited but I’m also kinda worried because I’ve never been on a plane before. I’ll let you guys know how the trip was when I get back! :D

Stan told Kyle to stop fighting with Cartman so much.

@Glowing.Pink.Eyes No problem! :)

@Mrpetuski NAH DON’T DO MY BOY KYLE LIKE THAT 😭😭

(Ok but seriously tho this one made me laugh)

@Glowing.Pink.Eyes HELP THIS IS THE BEST ONE SO FAR

He got tired of tripping over stuff in Stan’s room.

Literally everyone on the show has done something bad at some point, even like the nicest characters have.

(This is not meant to attack you in any way, I’m just pointing that out)

Kyle flirted with Wendy

1) Most likely to cheat on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Cartman.

2) Most likely to blast inappropriate songs in the library and then get kicked out? Cartman. I can definitely see him blasting songs like “Doin’ Your Mom” or “Show Me Your Genitals” and then getting kicked out for a while.

3) Most likely to score high on an IQ test? Kyle. I can imagine an episode of South Park where he advances a grade briefly because he does so well on an IQ test but when he realizes he misses his friends, he’d try to fail tests on purpose, although he wouldn’t want to look dumb.

4) Most likely to rescue every pet from an animal shelter? Stan. It’s canon that he loves animals and he even went vegetarian in the episode “Fun With Veal (Season 6 Episode 4)” before having to give it up because it was affecting his health.

5) Who has the best music taste? I’d say either Kyle or Stan.

6) Who has the worst music taste? Cartman.

7) Most likely to be a nature freak? Stan, it’s canon that he is as well.

8) Most likely to say “Do a flip!” at someone who’s trying to jump off a very high building? Cartman definitely.

9) Most likely to laugh watching a horror movie? Cartman, he’d laugh a like maniac when someone dies instead of being scared.

10) Who would be able to read books at a high school level? Kyle. He canonically has an advanced vocabulary and he’s a straight A student, so I can see him being able to do something like this.

11) Most likely to say “Let me just finish this last page” at a sleepover? Again Kyle, because of his bookish and studious nature. This is such a Kyle move it scares me 😭😭😭

12) Most likely to cry watching a video about a child murder story? Stan because he’s the most emotionally vulnerable. I think Kyle would only cry at ones that are like REALLY sad, he’s probably only cried at like 1 or 2 stories like this but probably got angry at the rest of them.

13) Most likely to cheer for the villain in a movie or TV show? Cartman.

14) Most likely to be the first one eliminated in Total Drama? Idk, maybe Kenny because he’d get killed doing one of the challenges.

15) Most likely to pretend a like a food but really think it tastes like crap? Stan.

16) Who’s the mom of the group? Kyle.

17) Who’s the biggest pacifist? Stan. He’s often the one trying to make peace with everyone and stop Cartman and Kyle’s constant arguments and bets, even if doesn’t always work.

18) Who acts tough but is all talk? Cartman. He acts tough but cries like a baby whenever someone even slightly hits him, shown in “It’s Christmas in Canada (Season 7 Episode 15)”.

19) Most likely to win a knife fight with their bare hands? Kyle. He’s been shown to be a skilled fighter several times in the series, especially whenever he fights Cartman.

20) Most likely to win Total Drama? Either Cartman because he cheats, or Kyle because of his intelligence.

21) Most likely to take a selfie of a dead body and then post it on social media? Cartman.

22) Most likely to spoil the end of a TV show or movie? Cartman.

23) Most likely to say “No homo” unironically? Cartman.

24) Most likely to say they’re 6 foot tall but actually be 5’10? Cartman, this is such a Cartman move it’s terrifying 😟😟

25) Who would be the most successful? Kenny canonically, but if Post Covid never happened, then probably Kyle.

@Artsy the Creator No it’s totally fine! I think my wording may have been confusing lmao

@Artsy the Creator I know that, sorry if my wording is confusing. 😭😭😭 I’m not saying Stan is nerdier because he clearly isn’t, but what I was saying was that if he kept the same personality he has now but was the nerd of the group instead of Kyle and had like nerdier hobbies, then I feel like people would wimpify him instead of Kyle. Not saying that I want that to happen, it’s just an observation of mine. Like I said before, this isn’t meant to be offensive, it’s just an observation.

I don’t mean for this post to be offensive in any way, this is just my opinion.

You can also make the argument is Stan is nerdier than people see him in canon because it’s been shown that he has a zeal for board games and is a fan of BoardGameGeek, especially in the episode “Board Girls”.

Another headcanon no one asked for is that although I said Kenny is really clumsy because he would always get killed in the early seasons, I also feel like Stan would have a clumsy streak about him that can sometimes tend to throw off girls. He has also probably tripped and fell more times than he thinks, although he would probably deny it completely.

The kid named Aaron:

Just decided to post a Stan meme just cuz