1) Most likely to cheat on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Cartman.
2) Most likely to blast inappropriate songs in the library and then get kicked out? Cartman. I can definitely see him blasting songs like “Doin’ Your Mom” or “Show Me Your Genitals” and then getting kicked out for a while.
3) Most likely to score high on an IQ test? Kyle. I can imagine an episode of South Park where he advances a grade briefly because he does so well on an IQ test but when he realizes he misses his friends, he’d try to fail tests on purpose, although he wouldn’t want to look dumb.
4) Most likely to rescue every pet from an animal shelter? Stan. It’s canon that he loves animals and he even went vegetarian in the episode “Fun With Veal (Season 6 Episode 4)” before having to give it up because it was affecting his health.
5) Who has the best music taste? I’d say either Kyle or Stan.
6) Who has the worst music taste? Cartman.
7) Most likely to be a nature freak? Stan, it’s canon that he is as well.
8) Most likely to say “Do a flip!” at someone who’s trying to jump off a very high building? Cartman definitely.
9) Most likely to laugh watching a horror movie? Cartman, he’d laugh a like maniac when someone dies instead of being scared.
10) Who would be able to read books at a high school level? Kyle. He canonically has an advanced vocabulary and he’s a straight A student, so I can see him being able to do something like this.
11) Most likely to say “Let me just finish this last page” at a sleepover? Again Kyle, because of his bookish and studious nature. This is such a Kyle move it scares me 😭😭😭
12) Most likely to cry watching a video about a child murder story? Stan because he’s the most emotionally vulnerable. I think Kyle would only cry at ones that are like REALLY sad, he’s probably only cried at like 1 or 2 stories like this but probably got angry at the rest of them.
13) Most likely to cheer for the villain in a movie or TV show? Cartman.
14) Most likely to be the first one eliminated in Total Drama? Idk, maybe Kenny because he’d get killed doing one of the challenges.
15) Most likely to pretend a like a food but really think it tastes like crap? Stan.
16) Who’s the mom of the group? Kyle.
17) Who’s the biggest pacifist? Stan. He’s often the one trying to make peace with everyone and stop Cartman and Kyle’s constant arguments and bets, even if doesn’t always work.
18) Who acts tough but is all talk? Cartman. He acts tough but cries like a baby whenever someone even slightly hits him, shown in “It’s Christmas in Canada (Season 7 Episode 15)”.
19) Most likely to win a knife fight with their bare hands? Kyle. He’s been shown to be a skilled fighter several times in the series, especially whenever he fights Cartman.
20) Most likely to win Total Drama? Either Cartman because he cheats, or Kyle because of his intelligence.
21) Most likely to take a selfie of a dead body and then post it on social media? Cartman.
22) Most likely to spoil the end of a TV show or movie? Cartman.
23) Most likely to say “No homo” unironically? Cartman.
24) Most likely to say they’re 6 foot tall but actually be 5’10? Cartman, this is such a Cartman move it’s terrifying 😟😟
25) Who would be the most successful? Kenny canonically, but if Post Covid never happened, then probably Kyle.
