• Kyle would totally rant about how entitled the song “It’s All About Me” by Chelsea Kane-Staub sounds.
• Stan is the kind of person to never study for his tests but still get good marks on them.
• Cartman has the skibidi toilet Ohio gyatt humor.
• Cartman watches YouTube Shorts unironically.
• Cartman almost never showers, so sometimes in class he smells so bad that you could smell him from the other ride of the room.
• Kyle has ZERO rizz. (Ik some of you are probably gonna disagree with me on this one, but y’all know how awkward he is around girls? He’s also been rejected at least 5 times and the show’s website says that he’s yet to have an official girlfriend)
• Kenny is clumsy. WAY too clumsy.
• Although Stan is mostly a brave person, he gets scared of horror movies, and will sometimes flinch at parts that aren’t even meant to be scary.
• Cartman is the kind of person to claim he’s 6 foot but is actually 5’10.
• Kyle is lactose intolerant.
• Kyle and Stan both grow up to be an average height. Not too short but not too tall either.
• Cartman is a EXTREMELY pick eater. He doesn’t eat anything other than junk food.
• Stan is the type of kid that would be chill in literally every other class but be the tryhard kid in gym class.
• Speaking of that, Stan would be the last kid standing during the pacer test, going until the end of the class. And then everyone would get mad at him because they didn’t get to shoot hoops.
