stan is a lame knock off of brimmy. poofball hats look derpy. get a normal beanie bro.
kyle isn't a jew. does he or does he not believe in jesus WHOM HE HAS MET? FACTS.
cartman isn't fat, he's big boned. have you ever seen a fat person ride halfway across the country on a tricycle? didn't think so.
wendy is not a girl-boss. she's actually extremely submissive to men like pc principle, an mr. garrison. does she or does she not do her homework? get owned libtards.
kenny is two kindergartners in a parka. what, you think you saw his body before? NEWS FLASH; that kenny is dead.
randy is the smartest person in the whole entire show. he is a SCIENTIST. what the hell does kyle know about fluvial geomorphology!?
dogpoo is objectively the nicest, sweetest, kindest, most compassionate kid in south park. just try to think of a single bad thing he's ever done. his record is CLEAN!
these are just some opinions of mine that are completely true, and are a core part of my identity. and all other opinions are are trash, and if you try to state them here, i will take it VERY personally.